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K'kruhk's hat

Discussion in 'Literature' started by Ive_Got_Two_Legs, Aug 9, 2005.

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  1. Ive_Got_Two_Legs

    Ive_Got_Two_Legs Jedi Youngling star 4

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    What's the big deal with it? I presume it's some outragesous thing from one of the comics that I haven't read...
     
  2. dizfactor

    dizfactor Jedi Knight star 5

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    in one issue of the Republic comics, he wears one of [link=http://www.ronjo.com/costume/prods/72177355325.html]these[/link].

    now, you would think a Whipid would look stupid in a hat like that, but, oh how wrong you'd be. on the contrary, he looks pimp.
     
  3. razzy1319

    razzy1319 Jedi Padawan star 4

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    its samuraish, thats why it looks cool for some people. maybe those who have seen rouroni kenshin show. nobody had anything to say though when master conehead jedi wore it too. cue cerulean playa hatas.
     
  4. chiss_man

    chiss_man Jedi Master star 6

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    It will be the focal point of the Legacy era series, as Jacen Solo, in his quest for greater knowledge and understanding, will discover K'kruhk's hat. With it, he will gain supernatural survival ability and continue his downward slide.
     
  5. Darth Guy

    Darth Guy Chosen One star 10

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    He used it to travel from battle to battle during the Clone Wars.
     
  6. ___Obi-1___

    ___Obi-1___ Jedi Knight star 5

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    LOL



    [hl=black]___Obi-1___[/hl]
     
  7. AdmiralWesJanson

    AdmiralWesJanson Jedi Grand Master star 5

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    The only think that could top K'kruk in a peasant hat like that would be if they put Mundi into a Lincoln style top hat :D
     
  8. Pyroooo

    Pyroooo Jedi Youngling star 1

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    That would be a work of genius - someone implement it now
     
  9. Excellence

    Excellence Jedi Knight star 7

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    It adds character to a character . . . like still not knowing Kenobi's birth world after scores of books. [face_talk_hand]
     
  10. Durnar

    Durnar Jedi Youngling star 3

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    Why would we need to know his birth world? Its totally irrelevant really.
    And the hat is what gives KK all his immortal powers.
     
  11. Excellence

    Excellence Jedi Knight star 7

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    The holdouts to richer characterisation are never far . . . sighs.

    Why? Well, why not? It's a single world for starters, it's not like you have to feed a World Devestator a few moons. Why must movie names have little personality and background other than blasting through the next adventure?
     
  12. burrie

    burrie Jedi Padawan star 4

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    So, about that hat...
     
  13. Mustafar_66

    Mustafar_66 Jedi Grand Master star 6

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    I want that hat goddamit!!
     
  14. Durnar

    Durnar Jedi Youngling star 3

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    Did he have the hat in the cartoon? I forget
     
  15. Raven

    Raven Administrator Emeritus star 6 VIP - Former Mod/RSA

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    Facts about the K?Kruhk hat:


    -K?Kruhk acquired the hat from the tomb of a Sith Lord on Korriban.

    -The hat is lightsaber resistant.

    - K?Kruhk regularly uses it as a wok.

    -Yoda keeps trying to steal the hat, leading to non-stop hijinks whenever K?Kruhk goes into the Temple with it.

    -A cult has arisen on Bith devoted to worship of the hat.

    -K?Kruhk once loaned the hat to Palpatine, and it saved Palpatine?s life during that time.

    -It?s made of all natural materials.

    -K?Kruhk once ensured the continuation of an entire species of insect people by allowing some of them to use the hat as an ark when their planet flooded.

    -It can be used as a musical instrument, and the sounds that it produces are somewhat similar to a cross between the sounds made by the bagpipes, the harmonica, the xylophone and the accordion.

    -HoloNetNews recently called it the ?sexiest fashion statement this side of Bespin.?

    -Grand Admiral Thrawn spent the first four years after the battle of Endor trying to acquire the hat for himself.

    -K?Kruhk couldn?t sing a note before he got the hat, but since he acquired the hat he?s been known to spontaneously break into song and dance numbers.

    -Prince Xizor once offered K?Kruhk an entire planet for the hat, but K?Kruhk refused.

    -Written on the inside of the brim of the cap in glowing orange ancient Sith letters is a recipe for double fudge buster brownies.

    -The hat once had its own late night talk show.

    -Bastila Shan once bought the hat and the matching boots at a Tatooine flee market. Though she wore the boots everywhere, she never found occasion to wear the hat.

    -The hat was originally designed as a crucial part of the Centerpoint station, and was removed in an act of industrial sabotage, causing the station to go inactive for millennium.

    -Yarael Poof once had a hat just like it, but while stranded on an ice planet for six months he was forced to eat the hat to stay alive.

     
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  16. jawajames

    jawajames FF Pacific RSA / Chapter Rep San Diego, CA star 6 Staff Member Manager

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    wow.. those are some strange but true facts!

    don't forget that the hat would also make a proper cover for a thermal exhaust port for the death star but tarkin was unable to obtain the hat.

    also, the hat can be used as a handy fish trap, which makes survival in river environments a breeze.
     
  17. ThrawnRocks

    ThrawnRocks Jedi Master star 6

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    lol, Raven! [face_laugh] [face_laugh] [face_laugh] [face_laugh]

    here's a pic of the hat in question:

    [image=http://starwars.pl/komiksy/komiksy2004/shadows/1.jpg]


    -Yoda keeps trying to steal the hat, leading to non-stop hijinks whenever K?Kruhk goes into the Temple with it.

    Do I sence something similar to the Kenobi/Padmé's Appartment forming here? [face_mischief] :p

    K'Kruhk's hat is badass. Dare I say it, but in a Badass Competition, if K'Kruhk was wearing his hat when facing Mace Windu, he would win :cool:


    Oh, and for the record. K'Kruhk's Hat > Waru



    EDIT: I also want to see Mundi in a Lincon hat. Plus then it'll have a reason for being tall ;) :p
     
  18. Durnar

    Durnar Jedi Youngling star 3

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    Incorrect.
    K'Khruks Hat = Waru
     
  19. ThrawnRocks

    ThrawnRocks Jedi Master star 6

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    If that's true, then K'Kruhk's hat is a higher form of Waru.
     
  20. jawajames

    jawajames FF Pacific RSA / Chapter Rep San Diego, CA star 6 Staff Member Manager

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    actually the hat is only part of Waru. Waru gave some of himself to K'K and it formed into that hat!
     
  21. Pyroooo

    Pyroooo Jedi Youngling star 1

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    Is anyone taking bets on how long it will take for the Church of K'Krukh's Hat to be formed?
     
  22. ThrawnRocks

    ThrawnRocks Jedi Master star 6

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    I've been thinking about it for a long time, but I'm pretty sure the Mods would lock it, seeing how they locked the "Luke's Hot Chocolate Fanclub" because they didn't want a fanclub of on inanimate object.


    K'Kruhk's hat is the single greatest thing to happen to the GFFA since the invention of Hyperspace.


    EDIT: But maybe the Mods would allow it since K'Kruhk's hat seems to have a larger following then Luke's Hot Chocolate...
     
  23. QuentinGeorge

    QuentinGeorge Jedi Grand Master star 5

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    The Second Doctor: "I should like a hat like that..."
     
  24. Kudzu

    Kudzu Jedi Knight star 5

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    Ohhhh yes...or if they put Admiral Ackbar in a turban.
     
  25. Excellence

    Excellence Jedi Knight star 7

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    Mundi also had a hat.
     
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