Hi. I'm trying to create a list of all the "Kyle Katarn is so tough" qoutes that have been used on this board. So far the list goes like this: There is no Sith Order. Just a list of Sith that Kyle Katarn allows to live. Kyle Katarn died in Dark Forces 1. The grim reaper is too scared to tell him. The Death Star was named after Kyle Katarn's right testicle The Second Death Star was named after his left testicle Kyle Katarn is referenced only once in the Star Wars Saga - this occurs when Palpatine fries Mace Windu with lightning. Why did Vegere cross the road? She didn't, Kyle Katarn killed her. Hyperspace exists because it's afraid to be in the same reality as Kyle Katarn The Death Star laser was based on a schematic of Kyle Katarn's lightsaber The ability to destroy a planet is insignificant next to the power of Kyle Katarn Kyle Katarn is a higher level than G-Canon There is no chin behind Kyle Katarn's beard, just another Bryar Pistol. Kyle Katarn's so tough he could've taken on the Emperor and Vader himself, but he was to busy rebuilding Alderaan by hand. Mustafar looks like it does because it's people once ticked Kyle off. Utapau is full of holes for the same reason There is no Dark side. Only stuff that Kyle doesn't believe in. There are only two names with which you should address Kyle Katarn: Kyle, and Sir. When the Moff proclaimed that the Death Star was the ultimate power in the galazy, it was because he had never heard of Kyle Katarn. Kyle's so tough that when he climbs rocks he's not going up, he's pulling them down. Kyle's so tough that when he gives the evil eye he can breach the fabric of time and space. Palpatine built The Death Star because he couldn't get Kyle to work for him. Kyle?s so tough that when he does a push-up, he?s pushing the planet away from him. Anakin had so many Medi-chlorians because a time-travelling Kyle was his father. Does anybody know any more? Sorry, but if people want to abuse leniency everyone suffers.