Kyle Katarn is so tough...

I suppose so. It worked because Korr is a badass and no one has heard from Rosh since.

 

Kyle Katarn is so tough that he alone holds tatooine in a binary star system.

 

Kyle doesn't travel. When he wants to be somewhere, the place comes to him.

 

So... everybody go and check out Wookieepedia's quote of the day...

 

Nice catch.

 

When comparing Kyle Katarn to other "video game" Jedi you must remember one thing
Kyle Katarn doesn't care about HP, one hit from his lightsaber and your dead!

 

Game controllers don't control Kyle, Kyle controls the game controllers.

 

Hey, everyone, all the jokes are brilliant! I've been following the thread for a while, but only just came up with a joke of my own. Sorry if something similar's already been posted.

When Yun'Yuuzhan created the Vong gods and galaxy by sacrificing himself, Kyle one-upped him by creating the Force and the GFFA...using only a hair from his beard.

 

And then he took what was left of Yun'Yuuzhan and made the Byrar pistol and shoulder holster...

 

Nice..

 

Kyle Katarn is so tough that he created Yun Yuzhaan just so he could make him disassemble himself and watch Kyle rampage the Vong when they came to the galaxy

 

If that were true it would make Kyle a master-planner on a level above Palpatine.

Therefore it must be true. Kyle has spoken.!

 

Thanks. It's actually a modifiaction of a Chuck Norris joke I thought of today. I doubt I'm the first to think of this, though.

God created the Earth and existance in six days, and on the seventh rested.
Chuck Norris, upon hearing this, simply said, "I could've done it in an hour, and without the nap."

 

it was still good anyways.

 

Thanks.

BTW, love the Lando quote in your sig, rumsmuggler.

 

Thanks bud.

 

In the Matrix, Kyle doesn't dodge bullets, the bullets dodge Kyle.

 

Dr. Baltar dreams about Number 6. Number 6 dreams about Kyle Katarn

 

Kyle is the reason the Bogeyman lives under the bed.

 

Lightwhips work even though you technically can't "bend light" perse because Kyle allows them to bend light because he figures a Lightwhip user might stand a slightly better chance against him than someone with a lightsaber. The day Kyle stops and considers how infinitesmal the advantage is, all Lightwhips will become Lightsabers.

 

Jedi call it the "mind trick", Kyle calls it "speaking".

 

Kyle Katarn is so tough, he traveled back to mid twentieth century Earth, went to the offices of both Detective Comics(DC) and Marvel comics, and also spoke to Stan Lee personally, demanding that there be more characters with alliterated names. The result?

Lex Luthor
Lois Lane
Lana Lang
Peter Parker
Reed Richards
Otto Octavious
Fantastic Four
Bruce Banner
Matt Murdock
Scott Summers
Sue Storm
J.Jonah Jameson

etc. All because of Kyle Katarn.

 

Nice..

 

Kyle Katarn is so tough he's gonna kick back and enjoy his shaken AND stirred martini while he watches all the other immitation "So-and-So Is So Tough..." threads fizzle out.


And even if they don't, it doesn't matter. Kyle's so tough he got himself the first Tough thread on the block.