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Discussion Kylo Ren: Misunderstood Humanitarian And Hero

Discussion in 'New Films Gusher's Paradise - April Fools!' started by Pro Scoundrel , Mar 24, 2018.

  1. Pro Scoundrel

    Pro Scoundrel Socially And Emotionally Distant Mod Of New Films star 6 Staff Member Manager

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    Here let's discuss all the ways that Kylo has shown us what he's really all about.

    Leadership.
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    Feminism:
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    Respect for the elderly.
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    Race relations.
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    Diplomacy.
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    Nature lover.
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    Physical fitness.
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    Family.
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    Crowd control.
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  2. Lost_Hope

    Lost_Hope Jedi Knight star 3

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    [​IMG]

    Finally someone gave Rian Johnson an opportunity to create a thread on this forum. Rian, sweetie, you're doing amazing.
     
  3. Wrenegade

    Wrenegade Jedi Master star 4

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    Have we discovered Rians account?

    I have so many questions for you Rian.

    Like how does it feel to be the greatest human that ever lived?
     
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  4. RiddleMeThis

    RiddleMeThis Jedi Master star 4

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    I LOVE that slide. Like father, like son:

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  5. Solo88

    Solo88 Jedi Grand Master star 4

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    Kylo is a saint. We'll have no disparaging remarks about him here.
     
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  6. Lost_Hope

    Lost_Hope Jedi Knight star 3

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  7. Jedi Knight Fett

    Jedi Knight Fett WNU Interview-Teh Mole Host star 10 VIP - Game Host

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    When he called Rey a nobody? That was so sweet! You could really tell how much he cared for Rey with those words. It was like they were meant for each other.
     
  8. WebLurker

    WebLurker Jedi Master star 4

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    I'm not Catholic, but if I recall correctly, one requirement to sainthood was to have performed a miracle of some kind. What was Kylo's miracle? Another thought worth considering is that official sainthood usually isn't granted until it's been determined that any prophecies the person in question have been made have come true or not (false prophets don't make good saints). Kylo did make a prophecy (that Rey would join him), so I'm assuming that we've verified that it came true somehow despite them going separate ways on Crait?

    Just saying that if we're going to make this official, we should go the whole nine yards; make sure it means something, you know? We don't want critics trying to strip St. Kylo of his sainthood on a technicality, right?
     
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  9. Darth Chiznuk

    Darth Chiznuk Bitter Ex-Mod star 7 VIP - Former Mod/RSA

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    Have you seen his hair?
     
  10. WebLurker

    WebLurker Jedi Master star 4

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    Afraid I don't see the connection there. Maybe something like driving all the grasshoppers out of Starkiller base?
     
  11. milena

    milena Jedi Master star 3

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    He's a complete nerd.

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  12. Darth Chiznuk

    Darth Chiznuk Bitter Ex-Mod star 7 VIP - Former Mod/RSA

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    The fact that his hair is perfectly coiffed after wearing a helmet the entire movie is a miracle.
     
  13. Mostly Handless

    Mostly Handless Jedi Grand Master star 4

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    ^^^St Kylo: patron saint of frustrated space-calligraphers.:p
     
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  14. Lost_Hope

    Lost_Hope Jedi Knight star 3

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    Kylo is a miracle himself, I don't know what are you talking about, people.

    Kylo is making the Character Run in less than 12 parsecs on the screen. From a man-child crybaby in a mask (in a good way, it's not a criticism from me) to mastermind Makiavelli who would have made Palpatine jealous.

    He is greater than Anakin. Greater than Darth Vader. Greater than Snoke. Greater than Palpatine.
     
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  15. WebLurker

    WebLurker Jedi Master star 4

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    A.) Everyone in movie and TV land does that and B.) Black Widow from the MCU movies does this kind of thing more impressively, IMHO.

    (In other words, I think Kylo needs and deserves a better miracle for his sainthood.)

    Strictly speaking, one's mere existence isn't a miracle in and of itself (unless surviving Chewie's heavy-duty bowcaster in TFA counts, and even that is something Kylo did, not a byproduct of his life).
     
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  16. milena

    milena Jedi Master star 3

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    Miracles happens when you become one with the...helmet.
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    (Or if you have a really good hairstylist)
     
  17. NileQT87

    NileQT87 Jedi Grand Master star 3

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    Solo boys shoot first.

     
  18. RiddleMeThis

    RiddleMeThis Jedi Master star 4

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    Can we keep this thread open forever pls?
     
  19. La Calavera

    La Calavera Force Ghost star 4

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    I think you should open a poll so we could vote on which category Kylo is best at.
    Best at being a son
    Best at being a lover
    Best at being a leader
    Best at being an adult
     
  20. milena

    milena Jedi Master star 3

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    Kylo Ren being the best at being super chill.
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  21. Jedi Knight Fett

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    Can we consider him best Newphew if he was the only nephew?
     
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  22. Lost_Hope

    Lost_Hope Jedi Knight star 3

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    Kylo is best at everything. /end of thread :kylo:
     
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  23. milena

    milena Jedi Master star 3

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    Well, I suppose since the best Uncle is the only Uncle. [face_dunno]
     
  24. Jedi Knight Fett

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    Let’s just leave it at.

    Needs improvement, but almost perfect.
     
  25. Lost_Hope

    Lost_Hope Jedi Knight star 3

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    He is. He really is. Actually the best family in the galaxy.

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