SWC LATE SHOW WITH JAR JAR BINKS

When will Paul Rudd be a guest, so he can show clips from Mac and Me?

 

I was thinking I'd contribute a YouTube video or three. Probably music.

 

sweet

OK so

1st guest @Dandelo
2nd guest @Lady Belligerent
3rd act @Cowgirl Jedi 1701

Tomorrow I'll do my best to get it going. Thanks everyone.

 

WELCOME TO THE LATE SHOW WITH JAR JAR BINKS




IN WONDERFUL COULD CITY




TONIGHTS GUEST



@Dandelo





and

@Lady Belligerent





with

STUFF FROM

@Cowgirl Jedi 1701





HERES YOUR FAVOURITE GUNGAN HOST



JAR JAR BINKS



THANK YOU AND WELCOME



WE HAVE A GREAT SHOW FOR YOU TONIGHT

• Padme is back in the news for her role in the film Thor 4. One can hope Kara Knightly plays a variant of the same character.

• They are saying the death star laser could be radioactive, I'm thinking fine but I'm still going to fall to death if you don't get some railings up in here.

• The Senate announced a new bill allowing living beings to marry robots. The divorce rates seem to be less for the robots because they just put a wig on the c3po model.

omg that was a hellish monolog



now for tonights guest



@Dandelo

• HOWVE YOU BEEN?
• WHATS UP, WHATS NEW?
• HOWS THINGS?

 

*waves at the audiance before settling on the guest couch*

Hi Jar-Jar, good to be here,

*nods to the audience*

Pretty good, been a chill evening, happy to be here.

well, you know. The usual, had a nice Birthday yesterday, and the like, everything's perfectly all right now. We're fine. We're all fine here now, thank you. How are you?

oh couldn't be better, Pretty good, been a chill evening, happy to be here.
...How are you?

 

JAR JAR JAR JAR JAR AR JAR JAR JAR AR JAR JAR

 

WELCOME BACK EVERYBODY



WE ARE HEAR TALKING TO @Dandelo




HAPPY BIRTHDAY BIRTHDAY BOY



I'm alright thanks



Dandelo you frequant the rethink your life thread. Perhaps you can tell us none regulars what's that like?



Are you in any other threads a lot?

 

It's a great community! we all have our own distinct crazy personalities so it stands out I think than many other social threads. We don't take ourselves too seriously and is basically the social thread of randomness. Oh and lots and lots of gifs and memes. So, if you're crazy, nuts...or just want to observe people that are crazy...or nuts it's a great place to be.

I'm a notorious lurker, even more so these days, so I tend to read a lot of threads in many forums than post in them. I tend to post mostly in the PT forum though for some reason. Probably because the PT movies are generally my favourite overall.

 

spoken like a true message boarder. you have nothing but words of wisdom dandelo




before we get to @Lady_Belligerent our next guest



let me ask you one more thing everyone wants to know.



so during all the filming of the original star wars troligy did mark hamill have to wear tighty whiteys because boxers weren't invented yet?

 

I...guess so

(if asking me )

 

Hold the phone, a girl knows more about men's undies than us.

Boys, I'm so disappointed...

 

@Lady_Belligerent, you should be proud. You just schooled all of us!


P.S. My mom also worked in the clothing industry, as well.

 

OK everyone give a warm welcome to @Lady_Belligerent



Binks and dandelo stand up and greet LB. dandelo moves over and Lb sits down*


Welcome lady b



How have you been?

What's new?

How's things?

 

This is good stuff.

 

Hi novelists

Welcome back everyone

@Dandelo just because you moved one seat over doesn't mean you have to be quiet

Hi @Lady_Belligerent

I'm fine thanks.

Just had my smoothie, exercised and am about to go walking. Thank you.

2 poodles? Double the trouble.

Yellowstone. I lost interest during season 3 or 4. I think they have a 5th and finale season coming out soon so might as well watch it.

I seem to be sick of TV lately.

• What's are your poodles names lb?
• How old are they ? birthdays?
• How's your weekend going?
• Any plans?
• Should we watch something tonight?

Of course I'd have to do my walks before and after and I want to get up early.. tough call

 

oh, alright, wasn't sure

*clasps hands and listens to Lady B's stories*

 

Not really a big ghost fan I guess lol no I haven't done anything like that.

We have some smoothie places to but I haven't tried. My smoothie is mixed berries, baby spinach, protein powder, banana and Greek yogurt. Yogurt being strawberry, mixed berries or this time is raspberry yogurt.

Ugh now I try and decide if I have dinner or not do I dare have another smoothie...

What TV shows do you have to watch @Lady_Belligerent ? (Maybe answer this in the ccc)

My new york trip has a lot of moving pieces. I'm wondering if I even go if I should push it back like a month til November. I want to go to a iron maiden concert in Toronto at the Scotiabank arena. Oct 11th. If they don't sell out before I get some money...

I can't wait for the new phone I have arriving next week. Found a case on Amazon, one of those full cases with like a cover. I've never tries one. My last phone cracked about a month I to having it lol.

Ĺady b you dance or whatever right, do you dance when you want to?

 

I ordered a Samsung a13

Looking forward to it. When you get a phone and Crack it in the first month you tell yourself so what and when it's cracked again your like whatever but when you order a new phone to replace your like oh thank goodness I was able to lie to myself that whole time until not

That's wonderful lb. I love that you and your parent are in love and have love babies and those love babies had their own love babies and everything seems nice.

I'm starting to wonder if at this point can I even fall in love at 36 years old. I'm not Jack Nicolas in as good as it gets. I have little purpose and meaning and even I am tired of my moldy old antics.

Ugh sorry that was weird. Wednesday I find out about my apartment and everything will workout afterward.

Just ignore that

Ugh well it was sweet talking to you lb and dandelo.

@Cowgirl Jedi 1701 would you care to close us out with something?