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The hell are some of you saying? ?

This is so sad, because unfortunatly, it is true.

 

Hehehe.

TEH SUMARY OF PROUST IS AN IMPORTANT 3VENT IN LITLA SOUTHNGS 2URISM IDUSTRY!!1!1 OMG





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USAR AKNOWLADG3S AND AGRES TAHT TEH USE OF TEH JEDI COUNCIL FORUMS IS A PRIVIELGE NOT A RIGHT AND TAHT TEH ADMINISTRATION OF TEH J3DI COUNCIL HAS DA RIGHT AT ITS SOL3 DISCRETION 2 REVOK3 THIS PRIVIELGE AT ANY TIEM WITHOUT NOTIEC SHUD TEH ADMINISTRATION DEM IT N3CASARY1!!1!! LOL US3R AGRES TAHT THIS AGREMENT IN ITS ENTIERTY APLEIS 2 BOTH PUBLIC AND PRIVAET M3SAEGS!1!1 OMG DA GOAL OF TEH FORUMS IS 2 FOSTER COMUNICATION AND TEH INT3RCHANGE OF IEDAS WITHIN DA ONLIEN STAR WARS COMUNITY!!!11!1! OMG USER AGRES AND AKNOWL3DGAS TAHT ANY POSTS NIKNM3S OR OTHER M8RIAL DEM3D OFANSIEV HARASNG BATENG OR OTHERWIES INAPROPRIAET MAY B R3MOV3D AT DA SOLE DISCR3TION OF TEH ADMINISTRATION!11!11!! OMG DA J3DI COUNCIL ADMINISTRATION HAS DA RIGHT BUT NOT DA OBLIGATION 2 MONI2R AND/OR MOD3RAET TEH FORUMS AND OF3RS NO ASURANCES IN THIS REGARD!!11! TEH J3DI COUNCIL ADMINISTRATION IS NOT R3SPONSIBLE FOR MESAEGS POSTAD ON DA FORUMS OR TEH CONTENT THEYRE1!!!!!!1 DA ACURACY COMPLATENAS OR USAFULNES OF ANY MESAEGS FOUND ON THESE BOARDS IS NOT VOUCHED FOR BY TEH JEDI COUNCIL ADMINISTRATION1111 LOL EACH MESAEG EXPRESES TEH VEIWS OF ITS ORIGINATNG US3R NOT N3C3SARILY THOS3 OF DA J3DI COUNCIL ADMINISTRATION OR THEFORCENAT1!!!1!1 [edited] LOL THIS INCLUDES M3SAEGS POST3D BY JEDI COUNCIL MODARA2RS MANAEGRS VIPS 3T AL!1!1!1 OMG [edited]

ANY US3R WHO FELS TAHT A POSTED MESAEG IS OBJ3CTIONABLA IS ENCOURAEGD 2 CONTACT US1111 [edited] LOL WE HAEV DA ABILITY 2 REMOV3 MESAEGS AND WE WIL MAEK 3VERY EFORT 2 DO SO WITHIN A RAASONABLE TIEM IF W3 DATARMIEN TAHT REMOVAL IS NECESARY1!!1!! OMG LOL THIS IS A MANUAL PROC3S HOWEVER SO PLZ RAALIEZ TAHT WE MAY NOT B ABLA 2 ACT IM3DIAETLY!1!1 OMG [edited] LOL R3MOVAL OF M3SAEGS IS AT DA SOL3 DISCRETION OF TEH ADMINISTRATION!1111!1

IN ORDAR 2 CONTACT A MOD3RA2R WHO CAN HELP U WIT UR QUESTIONS SIMPLY CHEK DA USARS ONLIEN PAEG AND LOK FOR ANY USER WIT A MULTI-COLORED NM3 THEYRE AER HOW3VAR SOME VIPS WIT COLORED NMAS1!!1!1 OMG [edited] PLZ CLIK ON DA ACTUAL USERS NM3 2 VEIW HIS OR HAR PROFIEL1!!!!111 [edited] LOL IF TEH PROFIEL SAYS MODERA2R MANAEGR OR ADMINISTRA2R N3XT 2 THERE NME THAY CAN HELP U WIT UR QUASTIONS)!!11!1 [edited] DA ADMINISTRATION RASARVAS DA RIGHT 2 RAVEAL DA IEDNTITY OF AND/OR WUT INFORMATION W3 KNOW ABOUT ANY USER IN TEH AV3NT OF A COMPLANET OR LEGAL ACTION ARISNG FROM ANY M3SAEG POSTED BY SADE USER!!11 OMG [edited]

ADVERTIESMENTS CHANE LET3RS PYRMID SCH3MES AND OTHER COM3RCIAL SOLICITATIONS R INAPROPRIAET ON TEH FORUMS1!111 [edited]


YJ edit: That acronym isn't allowed here. Then again, you already know that.

 

I POST3D ON DA MESAEG BOARD!11!1!! OMG CENSORED?!

Perhaps the most accurate translation a bot has ever done on the 'net.

[Sorry, didn't see the note. Editted, but was a wee bit funnier - you missed out! ]


THEFALLEN

 

Ah, before this thread is killed, coudja read Gandy's post about a certain disallowed word?

 

SOMEONA PLZ KIL M3 NOW!11! OMG LOL

 

PLZ MAEK MAZNGB TEH NU MOD3RA2R FOR UR J3DI COUNCIL COMUNITY11!1!!1! OMG THANK U!!1!!11 OMG LOL

 

Kier Nimmion, ever the epitomy of eloquence.

~PAd

 

Hugs and kisses, PAd.

 

Someone should edit a warning about that acronym into the opening post so people can see it, if anyone cares to hear my advice.

 

Best.translator.EVER.

I took the one Kier posted of The Raven to school, and my teacher almost died laughing.

Those things are hilarious. What's sad is I actually have people talking to me that talk like that.

Edit: Everyone cares AT!

 

Actually, no we don't.

OMG!11

 

AOL IS DA BOMB11!!!1! OMG LOL DA JC IS COOL AOL SHUD BUY OUT TEH JC THEN DA JC WUD B MEGA COOL MAN
!1!1

I LOVE THIS THNG!11!1

 

AL TAHT IS GOLD DOAS NOT GLITER
NOT AL THOS3 WHO WANDER R LOST DA OLD TAHT IS STRONG DOES NOT WITHER
DEP ROTS R NOT REACH3D BY TEH FROST1!!1!! *** LOL
FROM DA ASHES A FIER SHAL B WOK3N
A LIGHT FROM DA SHADOWS SHAL SPRNG
RANAWED SHAL B BLAED TAHT WAS BROKAN DA CROWNLES AGANE SHAL B KNG!!11111! OMG *** LOL

 

Are you guys serious with this crap?

 

Yep.

 

Original text:

Oh dear. This is terrible considering that everybody's standard of English is going to deprove so much. I'm ashamed. Thank goodness I'm not on AOL.

Translated version:

O D3AR!1!1!1! THIS IS TARIBLE CONSIEDRNG TAHT EVERYBODYS STANDARD OF ENGLISH IS GONG 2 D3PROV3 SO MUCH!11!!1!1 OMG IMM ASHMAD!1!1 OMG THANK GODNAS IMM NOT ON AOL1!1! OMG LOL

Plus some vulgaries were included. It's been censored, and honestly I think it's awful they were ever included in.