Let us praise God

Oh Lord, ooh you are so big,
So absolutely huge.

Gosh, we're all really impressed down here, I can tell You.
Forgive us, O Lord, for this, our dreadful toadying,
and barefaced flattery.

But You are so strong and, well, just so super.

Amen.

And now for a hymn....

Oh Lord, please don't burn us
Don't grill or toast your flock
Don't put us on the barbecue
Or simmer us in stock
Don't braise or bake or boil us
Or stir-fry us in a wok
Oh please don't lightly poach us
Or baste us with hot fat
Don't fricassee or roast us
Or boil us in a vat
And please don't stick thy servants Lord
In a Rotiss-o-mat

 

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Glory to Akatosh, and the Nine Divines.

 

Organized religion (OF ANY KIND) is the greatest scam ever achieved in human history.


Los Angeles Lakers: Drama, guaranteed.

 

gj god

 

Some fourth post indicating a lack of general awareness of Monty Python's The Meaning of Life.

 

All I want to do
all I want to do
all I want to do is praise Him.

Who do I want to praise?
Who do I want to praise?
Who do I want to praise?
Ggggooohhhhhhhdddd

 

God is great, so pass me the chocolate cake.

 

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Are you kidding? You can't count on God for jack. He practically told me so himself!

 

Do you think what i did was right?

"Right" and "wrong" are just words. What matters is what you do.

Yeah, I know. That's why I asked if what I did was right.

 

Allah Ackbar!

 

Cool story bro

 

This.

 

And I know what would follow that on your list.


Los Angeles Lakers: Drama, guaranteed.

 

Well, God can't be everything for everybody.

 

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How does this not count as trolling? I mean seriously? We can't say a curse word on these boards but we can make entire threads offending people's entire ways of life? Mods help me if I made a thread about any number of other politically incorrect cultures, but this crap? Fiiiiiiiine.

Slimy!

 

At least ours was committed, it wasn't just a string of ***** jokes.

EDIT: Just realized I can't say that.

 

I was trying to start a Monty Python's The Meaning of Life quote thread, not start a debate about religion.

Some people.....

 

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I went that way but they wouldn't let me leave without a ticket and I forgot to get a ticket on the way in.

 

I don't think anybody said anything about any particular group of people. From what I can see, this thread is about God, who may or may not exist. A more appropriate thread would probably be, "The tooth fairy is a dirty people, etc."

 

Christians is a dirty people!

 

There's been tens of Three Amigos threads.