Toronto lets get 2000 posts by posting next starting with the next letter in the alphabet. A,B,C, etc

Still a long way to go...

 

I'm away for not even a day, and the boards errupt with posts! This is crazy!

I like it!!!

 

All kinds of crazy stuff happens in just a day with the FFUK around sw-starwarsfreakness

 

Toast!


Ginger_Jedi, you raise an interest point, monarchies were not factored into my original assessment of the situation. But fret not! I have found a solution. All servants of royalty, rich dudes, and homeless people shall revolt and takesss the money in your bank account to pay for their bills.

There is no avoiding it, it is your destiny. Merry Festivus.

Amberstarbright, is the question that being hit with a fish is bad or helping this thread is bad?

If it is the first, than I hope you never delay in paying your phone bill - for the punishment is being slapped with a fish - and it is a painful and humiliating act. One I won't soon forget and one I wish upon noone.

If the question is the second - helping this thread goes against everything I have fought for a millenia. I would be turning my back a 100 lifetimes of man, should this reach its objective. If I allow this to happen, then the prophet was correct, my shoe will turn the colour of bright pink mold and the souls of my feet will leave me and seek out the supreme toaster. Ruin would befall my family of 98 - financially, medically and electrically. My arms will fall off and be replaced by giant onions and my torso's flesh and blood will be switched to drywall and plaster compound. Elves will begin invading the post office, trying to stop letters from getting to Rudolph - the real master of the North pole. In addition, the dead will start rising and damn themselves to playing bingo for the rest of their afterlife. Albino rhinos will have pigment return to their fur coats and leopards will develop irritable rashes of monkey dung all upon their toupees. Boglins will begin to rule all countries, and I need not explain why that is not the greatest of ideas. Pumpkin pie will no longer exist, it will be replaced with snot and gruel pie - a favourite of noone but Ellen Dengerate. pepsi will gain several market share points on Coke, after Coke introduces NEWEST Diet Coke III. Monkies will cease teaching mankind the path to the yellow brick road. Kill Bill Vol. 2 will not be released in theatres until Smarch 31, 90679 AAD (After Adam's Death) and a list of countless horrific atrocities will mare the proud and peaceful history of uranus.


I hope now, you see why it is imperative i do not help this thread, and must devote all energies to the destruction of it.

Have a nice day!

 

U always have so much to say that it amazes me ^_^

 

Ginger_Jedi, you raise an interest point, monarchies were not factored into my original assessment of the situation. But fret not! I have found a solution. All servants of royalty, rich dudes, and homeless people shall revolt and takesss the money in your bank account to pay for their bills.

There is no avoiding it, it is your destiny. Merry Festivus.

Very good point. You're a smart chap!

 

Wha--??

 

Xactly!!

 

You've created a fun game here Darth2-D2!

 

Zer Vill be cheeze und boogle!

 

And how many people can we drag in from around the world? ? (Into this thread...)

 

'Bout as many as you can handle.

 

Could you bring more. We can never have too many people.

 

Do you want more Brits or other foreigners?

 

Everyone from everywhere is welcome, bringthem on in, drag em if need be, lets get rolling

 

Wow this is going to take a long time!

 

For everyones information, I will most likely be without internet for the time being. I will try hard to rectify this situation, thanks

 

Gosh darnet...

 

God is a Gooner (please do not take this as blasphemy. I am a merely suggesting that he/she/it is a staunch supporter of Arsenal FC).

 

How can you say such a thing?!?

 

I'm not religous at all.

 

Ja! See the prophecy is already coming true! Darth2-D2 losing internet access for while, eh? mere coincidence, or highly calculated plot to show everyone the inevitable result of trying to achieve this futile goal? I think we all know the answer to that one...it's the second one...y'know the one about it being a calculated move on my part to halt this thread from achieve its futile goal...that be the second one I was talking about...got it? good.

Strike three, you're cd jewel peel.

 

Kiss my grits, adam is really off his rocker this time

 

I'm not here. I'm just a figment of your imagination.

 

Look! A non-British foreigner!

Heya Enji!