Games SWC Let's write a Star War

Here's an idea let's write a star war!

The way it works is each user will write a shot or a line of dialouge and then the next user and so on.
We'll vote n what to write, then decide what characters we'll use and what the general story will be and then, get started properly.

Please follow JCF rules, and have fun!

 

Can this star war have cats in it? Asking for a friend.

 

A long time ago, in a feline far, far away...

 

....Boba Fett's beloved pet mouse, Fettuccine, was eaten by the giant Sarlacc-cat and was now planning his escape out of the desert feline's thousand-toothed mouth...

 

...when all of the sudden, a lothcat appeared from nowhere. It ate the mouse, the sarlacc-cat, and Boba Fett. The end.

Next chapter...

 

Star Wars: The Mouse Strikes Back

 

Fennec Shand was confused when she suddenly saw a mouse with a helmet and accompanying tiny jetpack crawling up Boba Fett's shoulder. "He's my mouse," explained Fett. "We survived the Sarlacc, the Sarlacc-cat and the lothcat that ate us all. Now, we seek revenge."

 

We'll stop voting next wednesday, Until then we'll occupie ourselves with Cat Wars!

Boba fett heard a gurgling in his stomach, he crouched down and a Loth cat kitten cawled out of his mouth, and started to pursue his mouse!

 

The mouse leapt on to a piano where John Williams was playing some pretty damn awesome chords. "Nice", mumbled George Lucas as he ironed his flannel shirt, "let's go with that". The sight of the rodent and the loth cat kitten made him gently put down his iron and carefully adjust his glasses. John just kept playing for some reason.

The sound of the fourth wall breaking was louder than any seismic charge and sent both geniuses spinning through the air.

 

That's when Kylo Ren suddenly appeared with a black kitten sitting on his helmet. The lothcat kitten and mouse ran away fearfully behind the piano while George Lucas adjusted his glasses to glance to the young man. "Excuse me, but did you know that your cat is peeing on you?"

To which Kylo replied and shrugged: "Yeah, she does that sometimes."

 

This was very strange, thought Grievous. Nevertheless, he didn't have time to dwell on it. As queen of Naboo, he was a very busy cyborg. There was legislation to sign, cabinet meetings to attend, porg outbreaks to contain, and more...

 

"Queen Grievous, your porg pancakes are ready," announced Count Dooku holding a tray of baked goods. "I see that today you're wearing your Victorian bodice. Very good."

 

Grievous couldn't actually eat any solid food, as he only consumed a liquified nutrient solution. Nevertheless, he thanked Dooku for the pancakes and passed them on to his staff.

 

"Hello there!" said Obi-Wan Kenobi in a sassy way suddenly as he popped out of a cabinet from Grievous' office desk and scared the queen. He stole a pen and cartwheeled out of the room where his giant lizard thing was waiting to make their escape.

 

Millicent observed the chaos, sniffed disdainfully, and stalked off to leave a surprise in Kylo Ren's shoe.

 

Why he only ever wore one shoe was a mystery nobody ever solved. I was going to type 'soulved' but then realised it didn't really work as a pun so didn't, even though I suppose technically I just have. Do you have any jam? Or marmalade? Sorry, where was I? Oh yes, Lando system:

 

Meanwhile a lone Loth Cat had stumbled into the world between worlds (Causing all the mandness) and released a army of 6 headed purrgil.

 

Entering the outer rim through a basilisk hole (a wormhole but a lot bigger) they glided effortlessly through space, sucking up anything in front and slightly to the left of them.

 

Planets, spacecraft and whole societies disappeared without a trace. Exegol and the secret Sith fleet were devoured before the horde moved on. Palpatine was furious when he found out, because his grand plan was dead and he was now mortal.

 

An unspecified individual was attempting to obtain some unspecified items. For what purpose, nobody knew. But he was very persistent about it, ignoring all dangers, traps, and other ill consequences in pursuit of his quest.

 

"Quest. That's a funny word, isn't it" said Sio Bibble as he basted a spatchcocked space chicken.
"It's actually huttesse for 'vest' " noted Cordé cordially in her corduroys.
The unspecified individual took no notice of them as he was 400 lightyears away, crawling through a cave tunnel.

 

The unspecified individual thought that swapping the artifact with a bag of sand was a clever idea. All it really bought him was a delayed activation of the pressure plate. As the giant rock began to roll after him, he applied his training from the Prometheus School Of Running Away From Things. Fortunately, however, he was wearing Plot Armor, and so managed to escape by the skin of his teeth.

 

And then a lothcat ate him.

 

This was no ordinary loth-cat. It was the current avatar of Nyarlyhotep!


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Now, if you could say this name successfully when drunk, you were awarded with afternoon tea with none other than Lobot. Not that Lobot. The other one who obtained his name by having a bottom that scraped along the floor.