Memph, TN "Lord Vader- rise and shine!"

Here's the Target ads and how to sign up for a wake up call from Darth Vader.

http://target.com/target_group/stores_services/wake_up.jhtml

 

Well, that sucks! You have to call them to confirm your wake-up call from the number you entered. So much for my trying to suprise Rhonda with a wake-up call from her favorite man in black.

No, I wasn't referring to Johnny Cash.


Got one for me and Traci, too. Poor Traci- hers is actually real. She has to work on Friday. And I'm sure I'll be up before I get mine since sleeping in is obviously against my daughters' religion.

 

Alas, the Great DV must've had a busy Thanksgiving and overslept. Just my boring old alarm clock for me this morning.

 

Your wake up call came, Traci. And it was just Vader breathing in the background while Stormtrooper TK-blahblahblah announces that "Lord Vader requests that you wake up and come to the Target After-Thanksgiving Sale." It was extremely LAME! And, just like an Imperial Stormtrooper, he missed his mark- The call came at 7:30 am instead of 5:15 am.

I'm still waiting for my 8:15 am wake-up call. It'll probably come at midnight tonight.

 

Lord vader shops at Target, so why dont YOU!

also Cap'n dee's plees
Uh oh speggettios
Smoke camel!Pleasure to burn.
Good in the Neighborhood!Applebees
KFC!The foster home of chickenn, twice removed by civil services for brutal batery!