I remember this being played on an Internet radio station some time ago, but can't remember the station or who wrote the words. Can anyone recognize them? I have tried Googling, but nothing has come up.

To the tune of "The Imperial March" (again, the lyrics are not mine, I did not write them, I simply remember them).

We are the Empire
We're big and we're mean
We are Darth Vader's
Destruction machine
When we engage the Rebellion in war
On the Rebellion [something]
'Til the last one is dead
When we engage the Rebellion in war
We strew the galaxy with gore
'Til the last one is dead
[repeat, repeat]

Does anyone know who wrote these?

 

Hahahahahaha that's hilarious.

 

See, that could pass as an Anthem for the Empire.

 

All I can think of is Borat singing (to the tune of the US nat'l anthem)...

"The-e Empire is the greatest
Government in the galaxy
All the other governments
Are run by little girls.

The Empire number one
Exporter of Tibanna.
Other governments
Have inferior Tibanna."