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"Lyrics" to the Imperial March

Discussion in 'Star Wars And Film Music' started by Flametwister, Apr 21, 2007.

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  1. Flametwister

    Flametwister Jedi Youngling star 2

    Sep 27, 2004
    I remember this being played on an Internet radio station some time ago, but can't remember the station or who wrote the words. Can anyone recognize them? I have tried Googling, but nothing has come up.

    To the tune of "The Imperial March" (again, the lyrics are not mine, I did not write them, I simply remember them).

    We are the Empire
    We're big and we're mean
    We are Darth Vader's
    Destruction machine
    When we engage the Rebellion in war
    On the Rebellion [something]
    'Til the last one is dead
    When we engage the Rebellion in war
    We strew the galaxy with gore
    'Til the last one is dead
    [repeat, repeat]

    Does anyone know who wrote these?
  2. Cellist

    Cellist Jedi Padawan star 4

    Jul 7, 2003
    Hahahahahaha that's hilarious.

  3. andy1044

    andy1044 Jedi Master star 2

    Aug 26, 2006
    See, that could pass as an Anthem for the Empire.
  4. Jedi_Keiran_Halcyon

    Jedi_Keiran_Halcyon Jedi Knight star 6

    Dec 17, 2000
    All I can think of is Borat singing (to the tune of the US nat'l anthem)...

    "The-e Empire is the greatest
    Government in the galaxy
    All the other governments
    Are run by little girls.

    The Empire number one
    Exporter of Tibanna.
    Other governments
    Have inferior Tibanna."
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