Lit MACLUNKY -- The Lit Forum Maclunky Thread, v3

Basically, two episodes of The Mando and, yeah, Maclunkey.

Some repaired lightsaber cores too, I guess.

 

There was quite a bizarre story involving her in the Certain Point of View book. Allowing Muftak and Kabe to stay at the cantina after hours, and pay rent. Which they couldn't. Then hijinks ensued.

 

Yeah, that's plenty canon enough in my book.

Can I tweet this?

 

Go right ahead. Maclunkey is life.

 

Warhammer's Back.

Or it will be in the next few years, anyway.

 

Deathbed Special Edition. "Suck it you out raged 80 year old nerds," were the final words of Star Wars creator George Lucas. Died 110 years old.

IG: @jedisufism

 

Knowing George he probably will edit the films after he dies

 

2050 AD: George Lucas makes headlines as he returns from death. Lucas attributes his resurrection to "influence over midichlorians", and states that this experience has inspired him to start work on a new edit.

2577 AD: After apparently being killed in a hover car accident, George Lucas appears to the press to announce he had "learned essence transfer" and uploaded his soul into a new clone body. Lucas claims this will not alter the scheduled release of "Star Wars: 600th Anniversary edition", but also adds "Now that I'm a clone, I feel like the title "Attack of the Clones" is a bit insensitive"

3200 AD: While exploring ruins from before the Great Disaster, some scavengers find an old brain in a jar. They are able to place this brain in a new body, and soon their are rumors of a stranger wandering the wasteland, asking everyone he meets "Do you think I should have added more dewbacks?"

15 Million AD: A society of cockroach people rises and falls. A society of rat people rises and falls. A society of squid people rises, discovers technology, and lands on the moon. There they meet a strange ageless being calling himself "Loo-cahs", who appears to be editing a movie to make all the characters into rat people. When he meets the squid astronauts, his first reaction is "Dammit, now I have to start from scratch!"

10 ^ 40th Power AD: As the last proton decays, George The Eternal floats through the void and thinks to himself, "You know, Han did start out as a bit of a scoundrel, maybe I should have had him shoot Greedo first . . . "

 

That was brilliant.

 

Everyone running around Destiny pretending they've just walked off the set of The Mandalorian this weekend.

Even I'm doing it.

Spoiler

 

You look more like a Skitarii than a Mando to me.

 

I think you may have missed my joke.

 

Probably

 

I can't comment on your proposed viewing order without actually trying it out, but your announcer voice is 100% win!

 

Thank you for not leading that off with a 110dB "wwwwWWHAT'S up YouTube?!?!?" *Inception horn blast*. Your 'announcer voice' is much more pleasant than what I was bracing myself for.

Quick, start making bank recording Star Wars ASMR videos! Darth Vader gives you a haircut and breaths in your ear for 20 minutes. Imperial mind probe guided hypnosis. Millennium Falcon ambient cockpit sounds [~Threepio interrupts every 30 seconds~]. Mukbang with Jabba.

 

If it were EckhartsLadder or the Honest Trailer Epic Voice Guy, I don't think I'd mind

 

Looks good, Billy. I'll be doing a Clone Wars re-watch sometime in the next month or so, before Season 7, so maybe I'll try out this order.

 

Am I the only one who, upon seeing a locked thread called "A modest proposal", assumed that @Xammer was suggesting that the Irish sell their babies as food?

 

That was indeed the intended reference. (Actually, when I posted it, the title was just floating through my head, but I had forgotten what the work was actually proposing, just that it was something outrageous.)

 

I went a bit further and assumed Xam was a cannibal

no biggie, doesn't affect my opinion of them

 

I was hoping it was advocating that we eat the inhabitants of the JCC subforum.