JCC Embrace The FU - Formerly the STAR WARS IS BAD thread

Really? That over One Dirention?

 

I started to nod off during the Rey part going back to Luke's planet. I don't think I all the way lost it, though. Not that a film with a "plot" like this leaves you any way to tell.

Fortunately, though, I will give them credit for the "jump in the deep end of the pool" approach. What happened within the first 60 to 90 seconds was so stupid that it pretty much set the tone for everything else that happened.

 

so i have decided to watch this baby yoda movie. problem is i cant remember if i saw the second movie. can someone give me a quick recap of that one?

 

"Baby Yoda" isn't in the movie. It's in a show on Disney+. You don't have to leave your home to see it!

 

wtf. how many things are there. theres a sequal. and then a movie about rogue something. thats all ive heard of. have i missed even more things?

 

Way to play to your strengths, Wockerooni.

 

I don't know. Have you? Did you miss the Ewok films?!

 

apparently. and the solo film. now i dont know where to start. i just dont know if i saw the second in the sequel. did it suck? i tend to forget movies that suck. i feel like its high risk seeing it again. either it goes okay. or.... i see a sucky movie for the second time. it has the potential to become a crazy spiral.

 

Zap, what you wanna do is get that free Disney+ month.
You can binge watch The Mandalorian- it has baby Yoda - which is 8 short episodes, of which only 2 really suck and the rest is worth your time.
Then you can also watch all the movies, I don't know if that's to your liking, it's a mixed bag.
Also they got some really good Lego Star Wars stuff.

 

thaaaths mandalorian. jeez. i remember that came up in the besties thread at some point.

thanks!

lego sounds most intriguing do. can i just skip the rest and build sw lego?

 

You don't even have to build it.

 

Guys, I just want to register how jazzed I am that wocky is at last admitting to his own faults. These are big steps, people! Growth!

 

Finally got to see ep. 8 of Mandalorian. Sadly, I went into the hospital like 9 hours before it dropped, so I had to avoid this thread for a week. A WEEK.

I freakin' love that show. No, it's not the most original, but who cares? It's an excellently-executed pastiche, which is what the original movies were. So much fun to watch.

5/5 Baby Yodas---> <•.•> <•.•> <•.•> <•.•> <•.•>

 

Final two eps elevated the show. Actually has some great potential now.

 

This is the way. The Mandalorian owns. Full stop. It kind of felt like they shot a Star Wars movie and then shot a Clint Eastwood movie inside it.This might be my favourite piece of Star Wars content maybe ever.

 

My favorite piece of Star Wars content ever is The Star Wars Sketchbook.



Nothing else even comes close, except for maybe Baby Yoda.

 

Yeah, but is your Jar Jar colouring book canon?

 

I love the PT but if the Jar Jar coloring book is canon, then so is the SW Holiday Special.

 

Qui-Gon and Jar Jar's forbidden love? Yep: canon.

 

Attachment always was forbidden for the Jedi Masters. Poor Jar Jar never had a chance.

 

“Icky icky goo”

 

Jedi/Gungan porn FTW!

 

My favorite piece of Star Wars is this:

 

Not bad. According to my childhood this is the best Star Wars:

 

That was one of my favorites as well. Also the non-electronic lightsaber from the early 80s that made sounds when you swung it.