By Kato Sai On the planet Odenssen, two unlikely friends form a bond, Satale Shan, a female Jedi Knight, and Darth Marr, a male Sith Force Ghost. This is the story of they’re daily lives. [Shout out to @darthbernael who inspired me to share these humorious writings] Satale: The sun feels so good on my face. Marr: It must be nice to have a face. Satale: Surely you have one under that mask. Marr: Yes, but the last guy who saw it died. Satale: Uh.. Marr: I don’t want to talk about it.. Satale: I thought we could mix it up and visit you know civilization. Marr: Why? Satale: Because you are looking paler than usual, your essence.. uh light is dim. Marr: Its a new shampoo, and body wash called Headless and Shutters. Satale: What is death like? Marr: Loud, all that heavy breathing and that final gasp. Satale: I mean after that. Marr: Pretty much the same except that’s not air your breathing, its other people’s souls.