Before - Legends Marr and Me

By Kato Sai

On the planet Odenssen, two unlikely friends form a bond, Satale Shan, a female Jedi Knight, and Darth Marr, a male Sith Force Ghost. This is the story of they’re daily lives.

[Shout out to @darthbernael who inspired me to share these humorious writings]

Satale: The sun feels so good on my face.
Marr: It must be nice to have a face.
Satale: Surely you have one under that mask.
Marr: Yes, but the last guy who saw it died.
Satale: Uh..
Marr: I don’t want to talk about it..


Satale: I thought we could mix it up and visit you know civilization.
Marr: Why?
Satale: Because you are looking paler than usual, your essence.. uh light is dim.
Marr: Its a new shampoo, and body wash called Headless and Shutters.


Satale: What is death like?
Marr: Loud, all that heavy breathing and that final gasp.
Satale: I mean after that.
Marr: Pretty much the same except that’s not air your breathing, its other people’s souls.