JCC Marrying a French farm girl

who's Kevin Polder??? An actor?

 

I don’t think I’ve laughed as hard at anything else on here before. You killed me.

 

Okay, you've jumped the shark now.

 

Who’s Kevin polder? He sounds handsome and charming and deserving of a catholic French farm girl from the countryside

 

Ca va vite devenir compliqué votre histoire...

On peut répondre en Français au moins, j'espère ? Parce que c'est quand même un minimum. Et encore, je vous épargne le pâtois.

 

Ok, I'll give you some humour from my country and then we get back to topic, ok? Here it is:

If he praises England, he's English,
if he shiits on Prussia, he's French,
and if he shiits on Spain, he's Spanish.

 

"Cheese from La Mancha".

Maybe it's Quixotic Sith.

 

Bien.

 

Ok, maybe a comedian? A millionaire?

 

It's you, dude. You're just making an ass of yourself now.

 

I never heard of him... idk which connection has him to my thread.

 

Done with you now

 

How feasible is this? It's a good or bad idea?


I want to marry a beautiful Catholic innocent farm girl from France with no social media willing to have plenty of children. There are lots of unspoiled rural places in France and I've been in a few but I never dated there so I'm asking you for some advice.


I'm not a troll and this is serious. So be polite and thank you.

 

Pisha, qué hilo más raro, ¿no, illo?

 

No sé amiguillo.

 

Sijsjeslijer.

 

I think Snoopy got off with a French farm girl once.

 

It seems FBI has not liked this thread...

 

Question: Since they can't have social media, are they allowed to have a dating app?

 

Well I've lived there for a couple of years and I can say it's not true. From where exactly are these girls?

 

No, only dating IRL.

 

So, the first thing you should know is your quest is already over. There are no French farm girls from the countryside. There are Normandes, Jurassiennes, Charentaises, Flamandes, Béarnaises, Charolaises, Charentaises, Arlésiennes, et caetera, but no French farm girls. Where are you from to not know that? The USA? Or worse, Paris?