JCC Marrying a French farm girl

You think the beautiful Catholic innocent farm girls from France willing to have plenty of children don’t have secret social media accounts? You think you’ve lived there for a few years so they would have revealed themselves to you? You’re very wrong.

 

Cliff Notes, this person is also Kevin Polder. He wants an innocent catholic french country girl, so I am guessing no sex before marriage type sitch. But he also described Kevin Polder, himself, as horny.

Therefore I conclude he wants a french country Jody Arias. But with a bit more anal and a lot less murder.

 

...there's alot to unpack there, but let's just throw out the whole suitcase.

 

Have you ever seen "Le Retour de Martin Guerre?" It's a movie about a stranger who comes to a farming village in the French countryside to marry a beautiful Catholic girl who wants a lot of children and has no social media. You may find it instructive.

 

No, I'm Spanish.

Yes, I know there are huge differences between regions and I can confirm this having lived in a part of rural France for years. But no one would understand me if I talked to them about any of the groups you mentioned.

 

Because I'm not him. Nor heard about him ever.

And answering your doubt, I prefer the earlier type of girl.

 

Look there she goes

 

So, Kevin, you prefer the slightly more anal, but are okay with the murder? You are horny.

 

I believe that people shouldn't be allowed to make threads until they introduce themselves in an appropriate Presentations thread.

 

Nah, they should just jump right in so we can make fun of them immediately.

 

I think they should do a book report on an old EU novel like The Crystal Star or Children of the Jedi or Darksaber.

 

I will not allow my girlfriend to use social media, and will enforce this because I'm not a soyboy or a sugar daddy.

I did actually interact with locals (including young girls) and met some of them personally. The only thing I didn't was dating, but otherwise, I know people from rural France (atleast from the area I lived in) pretty well, and social media didn't seem to be very popular there. But anyways I do know they're pretty conservative, and not only the old, so I leave you with that.

And also, which are the Catholic French girls from the countryside you were talking about? Tell me more about them please.

 

Do you like iced coffee

 

People still use the word "soyboy"?

 

Men still enforce?

 

No, I pointed out I prefer the no sex before marriage type. And I'm not Kevin.

 

I read this and thought, "He peaked, there's no way he can possibly say anything more stupid, creepy, and cringe-inducing than this."

But then I read this on literally the next line. You're just finding new and more pathetic ways to outdo yourself left and right, Kevin.

 

Why did you say that name

 

I think he'll turn dark early on and start slaughtering the Jedi

 

But do the sex robots use social media?

 

No. But I just googled it and it's about an impostor returning to his home village from war pretending to be a man that was already married and had children.

 

He's a fool.

But again I'm not him!

 

Ironclad evidence right there, I think that’s a wrap.

 

Yes, believe whatever you want, if it makes you happy. But facts are facts.