Mar's JCC online course of Slovak language

Are you interested in learning a new language?

One that is not-so-common, yet one of the official European Union languages?

Are you brave enough to tackle one of the hardest grammars in the linguistic world?

Are you planning a trip to Czech Republic and/or Slovakia and would like to get around with a native language?

Do you want to cheer or curse at the Slovak team on the World Ice Hockey Championship and know that they can understand you?


Then join Mar's JCC online course of Slovak language!

I offer you a totally amateurish, but first-hand online course by a native speaker, complete with audio pronunciation guide and (voluntary) homework.

Are you interested? Then write your name in the roster (if there's enough people interested, we'll start within a week).

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How to say private parts in your language

 

Can you teach me how to pick up chicks in Prague?

 

1. moosemousse

(I'm mostly in it for the rude words tbh)

 

You said you were going to teach me anyway, so my name has to go down

 

And you're starting it now? My brother left to Slovakia yesterday. Too late.

Haha.

1. moosemousse
2. Raja

 

Dammit, fine, leave me off the list

1. moosemousse
2. Raja
3. Cobra

 

Why should I learn a new language, when it is evident that the Venusians will soon return to Earth and harvest our vocal cords.

 

Just walk to the Old Town Square from Wenceslas Square after 9:30. There are plenty of women out at that time who will gladly let you "pick them up."

 

1. moosemousse
2. Raja
3. Cobra
4. DT

I just hope I can do this better than I done did English.

 

You could still use it here.

 

They harvest only you

 

I like how so far it's only VMSers who seem to want to learn

 

1. moosemousse
2. Raja
3. Cobra
4. DT
5. Vivec

 

Ha.

 

And that's reason #1,276 as to why we VMSers are special.

 

I'm holding out for Swahili. Mostly because its more fun to say. Swahili.

 

But you're Polish. That's like halfway there already.

Win.



And nice to see that people are interested!

 

I'm going to piss everyone off with bragging about how much I know. Almost like real school.

 

Yea, I'm with Fett on this one

~Rogue~

 

You didnt answer my vital question here.

 

Me! Me! I love learning any languages.

1. moosemousse
2. Raja
3. Cobra
4. DT
5. Vivec
6. solojones

-sj loves kevin spacey

 

1. moosemousse
2. Raja
3. Cobra
4. DT
5. Vivec
6. solojones
7. jj33

I'll have a sick note the first day

 

8. AJM


I'm too cool for copy/paste.

 

1. moosemousse
2. Raja
3. Cobra
4. DT
5. Vivec
6. solojones
7. jj33
8. AJM
9. Rosa

I love learning languages