JCC marsupials are one type of animal

your mother is another

 

i cannot disagree

 

what about platypi

 

also an animal, good one dave

 

what about rhododendri

 

that's a pokemon which counts i think

 

what about wocki

 

known to be a non-animal

 

this is very complicated

 

it's called biology it's a whole science

 

Marsupials are two types of animals there's another one in the pouch.

 

Marsupials are cute

 

Humans are animals

 

Damn, biggest twist since light bulbs in video games using real electricity.

 

And how do you know my mom’s not a marsupial?

 

Are you in her pouch? I doubt you’re in her pouch. Marsupial pouches aren’t wired for electricity, unlike lightbulbs in video games. Unless the marsupial pouch is IN a video game ... oh god.

oh god

we’re all in a marsupial pouch in a video game

 

Well that's a relief.

 

Wallaby

 

big if true

 

Those are Drop Bears, and are the most bloodthirsty creatures in the animal kingdom.

 

We warn tourists about drop bears every time they come here. They never listen. We say, "So you think those saltwater crocodiles are the worst..."

Two more bodies were found only yesterday with their throats ripped out.

 

If you don't feed them after midnight, then koalas don't turn into drop bears

 

We’re talking about your mom. So, true.

 

snakes snakes snakes