JCC Embrace The FU - Formerly the STAR WARS IS BAD thread

Beautiful !

I think it's canon, all images online look more or less like that.

 

I'll admit - I wouldn't have recognised it.

 

The actual image is clearly fan-made I think, but the Sarlacc is essentially traced from its cross section in one of the reference books.

 

Yeah it's looked like that for years

 

I love it, it's a mixture between a monster and a tuberus vegatable.

 

its weird how little chemistry Fennec and Boba have. having gotten this far into the show, there is 0 benefit to not just telling it linearly, starting from the sarlacc pit.

 

My daughter and I finished the second episode tonight. We’re wishing the Sarlaac‘s digestive system worked faster.


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When Uncle Owen prohibited Luke from going to Tosche station, he was saving his adopted son from the fashionable but sketchy trend of young people cutting off their arms.

 

And look how that turned out.

 

Luke got a single lightsaber wound, the cosmetic procedure uses four blades; it’s an entirely different kind of amputation altogether.

 

Four blades you say? Grievous missed his calling.

 

IT'S AN ENTIRELY DIFFERENT KIND OF AMPUTATION!

 

Fennec largely functions as Boba Fett’s internal dialogue. She could be a voice over or imaginary character only Boba sees.

 

Fennec is Tyler Durden and Boba's still in the sarlacc.

 

Harsh, but fair. Has this show become utterly directionless?

 

Book of Boba Fett’ Faces a Challenging in Home Stretch

what sort of English is this?

 

My biggest issues with The Book of Boba Fett are

1. They had to do it because he fell into the Sarlacc, but enough of ****ing Tatooine already. Get him off the planet for a while at least. There hasn't even been one shot in space. Star Wars without any stars.

2. The titular character's motivations and goals are too opaque. Or is it really something as boring and simple as "making a lot of money"? I got the impression in The Mandalorian that Fett's near-death experience and years in the desert had changed him for the better. This is a person who helped Darth Vader hunt people down and torture them. Is he just more reluctant to kill people now? That's all?

 

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Wizard!!

 

Season 3 of the Mandalorian seems to have snuck an episode in here

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So many ANH and TPM references.

And live-action flashbacks to the Empire destroying Mandalore, and all the new Mandalorian and darksaber lore.

I was half-expecting Watto to show up with some power converters.

 

Leave it to our old friend to save this series.

 

Clickbaitese.

 

Sounds like he stayed home and tried doing yoga.

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Those droids at night resembled mini Iron Giants...