FF:SA Meanders Inn

I think its about time we got more comfortable here, so I'm proud to announce the opening of "Meanders Inn".

Behind the bar you'll find all your favourites with a fine selection of SA brews and wines. $1 Jawa Juice during Happy Hour. Any special requirements, just ask the bar-droid.

I've put out bowls of red and blue smarties at either end of the bar and there's TimTams in the fridge.

We're open 24/7, so come on in, pull up a chair, soak up the ambience and chew the fat*. If you do feel the need to slap someone with a wet fish we do ask you do so in the designated areas.

Interstate and overseas visitors more than welcome.

... goes and puts the Modal Nodes on the jukebox ..



*also available in a variety of fat free flavours

 

*walks in wearing newly acquired Jedi Master robes, saunters over to the bar*

Ahh I knew it was my destiny to be here!

*looks around*

 

What! Don't tell me the bar-droid has broken down already

Here ya go A-D! Any fish with that?

Hey Toddi - just keep your sabre on the belt OK What can I get you?

 

"Any one wanna buy any Death sticks" pmsl

 

*continues to look around*

I'll have a jawa juice, thankyou

 

You know what you've got to do D-D - lifestyle, rethink etc etc.......

... slides a Jawa Juice down to Toddi ...

'scuse me while I go out back - need to squeeze a few more Jawas

 

Pops head in

Hi guys

sorry havent been around normal times...

just saying hello, BTW can i grab a beer to go

hides behind stool in case AD tries to get him with her fish

 

"Any one wanna buy any Fish sticks"

They come with free dipping sauce???

 

*LOL* *turns to DD, waves hand jedi style 'You don't want to sell me any death sticks'

*turns to A-D, hand on lightsabre 'What was that for? and who is Tobbi?'

 

Fish Sticks! LOL! Whoops, just dropped T-Ks beer - Hang on, I'll get another one.

A-D is obviously not seeing clearly today Tobbi, er Toddi.

 

*sips slowly on jawa juice*

Hmm ... I suspect it wasn't an innocent mistake!

 

This is your new line of business is it A-D?

"Mr Toddi, Mr Toddi - This is your 1:30 wakeup call" - WHACK!

 

"In my experiance there is no such thing as an innicent mistake"

and bar keep where is my Corellian Ale!!

 

Hmmm Dial a Fish

You could offer different specials

This week were doing a special on Snappers

Or would Sir like the Slimey Mackeral,

And we have a two for one offer on Kippers this month.

 

Very punny A-D

Sorry D-D, out of Corellian Ale this week - delivery was blockaded or something. How about a Coopers?

 

Sure - you offering Jedi-01 for the job?

 

Coopers will do just fine