FF:SA Meanders Inn

I'd call being woken up by A-D ... A NIGHTMARE!!! *LOL*


Just kidding, A-D!!

 

Go the Beez!

Tosses D-D a Coopers.

Gotta go for the afternoon. Help yourself to drinks ... gets knocked over in the stampede ...

See ya

 

*runs in, grabs fish, runs outside and feeds it to the penguin - George*

 

*pulls up a chair*

Hey, can I have a large class of classic chocolate milk and a couple of tim tams please?

Nice place you have here Meanders Though I've always wanted to know... what is jawa juice anyway? I mean, is it made from jawas or just called that???

Cheers!

 

he said earlier that he was "going out the back to squeeze a couple more Jawas", sooo......

I'm a little worried. Suddenly I feel like I'm in the Abe's Oddessy game....ewww.

No jawa juice for me. I'll just take that pretty blue drink with the little umbrellas, thanks.

 

There better be Coopers in the Star Wars universe or there'll be hell to pay...

 

Oooooooohhh A Bar !

BarKeep ???

Do You Serve Eggrolls ??? No ?? Good !

I'll have a Bantha Burger Thanks

 

Someone call the Beez

I can get past the blockade. But it will cost you.

a thousand credits a case. And minimum of three ok Meanders.


but before I go can I get some wine.

 

*sips drink* Jawa juice tastes alright! It's the liquid equivalent of fritz!! Or so I'm told!

 

Well Then !

No Staff to cook me my Bantha Burger, I'll just have to make one myself !

**Grabs Chefs Hat - Damn Rodian Chefs !**

**Puts On the Rodians Do It Better Chef Apron**

Now we are Set !

Oh Wait Better wash up. Those damn Occ.Health and Safety Droids are everywhere these days.

swish swish ** Dries Hands**

Now We are Set !

**Goes to the Fridge and grabs a small portion of McCains Bantha Beef portions**

Now to light the Grill........

Where the Hell are the Damn Matches ! Oh wait it's electric !

**Lights the Grill and puts a drop of Low Cal You wish it was a Virgin-Olive Oil**

FLAME-IDGE !!!!!

**Makes 2 small sized Bantha Burger Patties and puts them on the Grill** sizzle sizzle

While they are sizzling I'll get a fresh bun out the oven err I mean Bread Roll Maker. Cut it in twain and butter it up.

**Flips Patties** sizzle sizzle some more

Now I'll get the Lettuce, Tomato, Oh Crap !

**Throws some chopped onion onto the grill** sizzle

Now I'll grate some cheese while the onions sizzle **Grate, Grate, Grate**

**Patties=Done, Onions=Ready, Mouth=Watering**

**Add Patties to Bun, use grated cheese, add Onions, Tomato and Lettuce (Not Forgetting the mayo)**

**Switches Off Grill and Cleans up mess**

**Grabs a Tatooine Lager from the Fridge, a Plate (manners here people) and a Napkin, Sits down and Has the best DAMN Bantha Burger in the World !

 

Stares at Alf..

Gets a soda, and lazily drops herself onto a chair Ahh.....

 

MMmmm looks nice! Cook me one?

 

Anyone!! Please cook me a bantha burger!! Oh yeah, me drinking *sips drink* Jawa juice!!!!

Yum!! Hmmm any music in here?

 

Fascinating.


Alf, can ya cook up one for me as well? Spare the onions please.

 

Hey nice cooking

Can i order a Ewok burger with a medium serving of Bantha fries and a beer

 

some chocolate perhaps

brings out a little cadbury chocolate bar

 

TK - you're a virtual Willy Wonka!!

 

** Whips Up 2 Bantha Burgers for Toddi and Dashleebo **

**Makes Sure there are no onions on Dashleebo's Burger**

There You go Guys ! Enjoy !

Sorry TK Ewoks aren't my specialty. However if you want a Gungan Shake............

 

Admires the chocolate..

 

*munches away on bantha burger* Can someone put on some music please?

Where's the jukebox?? Or what about hiring the Max Rebo Band?? I hear they're good!