Fun Misheard Lyrics

Any pitcher wokey
So any pitcher wokey
Achu wokey, any?

You be hibbah
You be struppah
A smoov criminalll !!!

Mike had entered his 'angry incomprehensible barking of the lyrics' phase of his career at this point, which would reach its zenith with the Janet Jackson duet "Scream".


Another highpoint is "Jam" (1991):
It ain't too uh'much @%££%#& JAM

 

This guy.

 

Shape of You by Ed Sheeran

Last night you were in my room
And now my bedsheets smell like you
Every day discovering something brin

(And it still sounds like that even after I've looked up the lyrics.)

 

I used to think that too!

My mom and I think it sounds like "There's a baboon on the right."

And even though we know what it really says, we still sing it that way just to be silly.

 

There's a ghost ghost ghost living in my head
And there's a ho ho ho burned in my bed
I'm young and wild

Gives the whole song a darker tinge.

 

This song is used as background for a Swedish phone carrier commercial up here.




In the chorus, she sings "you think you're so important to me, don't you". But when I played it back in my head afterwards, I strung together "why do you keep talking like I know you".

 

that new song that Katy Perry sings on :
"Don't be afraid to catch fish "

I thought maybe she was singing to her cat , but it's
"Don't be afraid to catch feels "
which clearly doesn't make any sense .

.

 

lol, I think I heard "catch fish" as well. Eventually I just googled "I know you ain't afraid to catch" and that gave me the actual lyrics.

 

A couple years ago my mom asked me what "ceiling can holders" were.

She was listening to Macklemore's "Can't hold us"

as in

the ceiling can't hold us

 

I wish that I could be like the cookies.



It's too late to order chives.

 

"American Boy"

Something, something, something, something...CLA...

Took me a long time before I realized it was "see LA".

 

Maroon 5's - What Lover Do

Ooh, ooh ooh ooh let me **** for you
Ooh, ooh
Tryna do what lovers do ooh

I don't hear "been wishin" at all. I try and I can't hear it.

 

Kendrick Lamar - Love

"I wanna melee you. Oh...I wanna melee you"


So now I got this picture in my head of Commander Shepard smashing people in the face with his elbow.

 

Tori Amos did a song called Professional Widow , I always thought I misheard the line as " got a big dick " so I just looked up the lyric and its even filthier than I thought .

.

 

From “Should I Stay Or Should I Go:”

“Don’t know your witch clothes even fit me.”

Apparently it’s actually “Don’t know which clothes even fit me.”

Now I can’t imagine some guy dressed up in his gf’s black dress and pointy hat.

 

My God. The **** has happened to lyrics? That is an abomination.

 

'Oh Sherrie' by Steve Perry

'Oh Sherrie, our love
Get some clothes on, clothes on."

 

Crank dat soldia soldia boy
soldia soldia soldia boy
soldia soldia soldia boy and Superman and soldia boy and
yooooouuuuuuuuu

soldia boy and yoooouuuuuu

soldia boy and yoooouuuuuu

 

Dirty deeds, dunger jeans, dirty deeds dunger jeans

 

I have always heard,"I'm not big on Sunday breakfasts" instead of, "I'm not big on social graces" in the chorus of Garth Brooks song Friends in Low Places.