Mistress Wendy's Libations

I wish mate, I wish. I can read women great when it comes to seeing whether they're interested in other blokes, but the second I'm interested in someone, I lose all my abilities and have absolutely no idea what they're thinking.

 

J read my post in the other thread....i think we all feel the same bud!

 

* brushes splinters from hair *


whoa!! what the hell was that?


* pours another LARGE brandy *

 

OI you! just because I touched wood does not mean it breaks on me....even though it clearly does!

I better get out of here before the whole place collapses around me!

 

I think you missed the fact that Joe shot up the pub.

 

*Walks in through front door*

Now THIS is a pub.

*Walks over and pours a shot of Jaegermeister*

Slàinte!

*Guns shot. Smacks glass on bar*

Aaaah! Much better.

 

take it youve had a nice time joe?!

 

Don't try my patience.

*Slides a shot down to ya*

So, what's this I hear about the RSA finally getting kilted?

 

It's under consideration However, I don't really know what kilt to get yet.

 

Have somthing crazy dude to make you stand out from the rest n make a statement about who you are!


BTW Joe thanks for the shot buddy!

I'm going to be off now guys...no doubt will see you all again in here soon...been an honour drinking with you all!

 

Do you want an honest answer for that statement?

NO BRITTANY SPEARS WHILE I'M ON DUTY!!!!

Ok I think I'll be handing out Red Devil Shooters for all who are interested....

 

Sounds good Wendy, however, do you have a sugar-free alternative

 

I'm on a low carb diet so of course I have a sugar free verison sweetie.


*Slides down a sugar free Red Devil shooter*

 

\\knocks back the shooter

*smacks lips*

Mmm, tasty.

 

Why thank you sweetie....so tell me more about this kilt your considering getting.


Care for another shot?

 

Keep em coming

Not sure really on the kilt, just always liked the idea of having one. However, I may wait until I've lost some more weight.

 

The first two questions you need to ask yourself is:

What kind of kilt? Casual/sport kilt, semi-formal, formal, alternative style (i.e. utilikilt, freedom kilt, etc).

The Second question is what do you want it to look like? tartan? Solid?

I prefer tartan kilts. From there you can go with a particular clan or a district tartan.

Black Watch is a nice tartan that is acceptable for everyone to wear.

[image=http://www.getshirty.com/getshirty_images/items/kilts/blackwatchpoly.jpg]
Black Watch tartan

After you answer those questions, that last one is, how much are you willing/able to spend?

 

*Makes another shot for Phil, makes one for herself as well*


Joe you keep talking more and more guys into wearing kilts. On behalf of women everywhere...


THANK YOU!!!!

 

I would reserve judgement on that until you see my legs

 

She would only see the middle of your knee cap to the top of your socks.

The traditional drop on a kilt is mid knee. Any higher and it's a skirt. Any lower and it's a dress.

 

Here hun, have another shot.

 

I'm not Scottish, but my mothers family is Irish, and the Irish wore kilts (I think - Verity, wanna confirm that...sounds like something you'd know), so technically, I could get away with it, too!

 

Yes the Irish also wore kilts so go for it.

Hey I would never talk a guy OUT of wearing a kilt.

 

Kilts are Scottish. HOWEVER, you do not need to be Scottish or of Scottish decent to wear a kilt.

The only time it gets hazy is when you start dealing with certain clan tartans. Also, if you're a member of the St Andrew's Society, there's a whole other set of rules.

I'm not and I don't care. I have 5 kilts now and I'm going to order my 6th after Dragon Con.

It's going to be semi-formal in the Buccleuch Clan tartan.

[image=http://www.usakilts.com/tartans/buccleuch.jpg]

BTW, kilts are like tattoos, they are very addictive.

EDIT If you want the straight dope on kilts, history, etc, drop by the Scotland boards.

 

Joe, there are Irish clan tartan patterns out there.