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There weren't Irish kilt wearing clans.

Any "Irish" tartans you see are in the last 80 years or so.

 

Still it's Irish and that is good enough for me! lol

 

Fair enough.

*Pours a "Young's double chocolate stout".

Yummy!

 

*grabs the pitcher of Red Devil Shooters and drinks it down*


YUMMY!!!

 

*Wakes up on the bar*


God my head hurts, what did I do last night!?!


Well there's only one way to fix this hangover..


*Makes a new pitcher of Red Devil Shooters*

 

somebody mention Young`s Double Chocolate Stout? i`ll have some of that! man, that beer is great!!

 

Do not insult Stout by calling it Beer...

But I'll give you a Stout anyway.


*Slides Stout down to Lord-Wiz*

 

sorry about that, with my professional background i should have spotted that schoolboy error.

* swiftly necks pint of chocolate stout *

another please

 

Ok here's another stout for you.


*Slides down another stout to Lord-Wiz*


So are things going better today for you?

 

Kilts ????? and there was me thinking that the Axle Rose look had died along with Guns and Roses ! I could wear the family Tartan if I ever felt the need, my Paternal Grandmother is a direct decendant of the Royal house of Alexander, which makes me a quarter Scott.


Bloody men is skirts it's just not right.

 

yeah i`m good today. working till 8.30p.m. does my head in sometimes.

and as for the dragon, all i can say is ignorance is bliss!!

is it time for a brandy already? don`t mind if i do!!

 

Do I hear a double Brandy!?!


*Slides Brandy sniffer to Lord-Wiz*


Hey don't dis the kilt, it's attraction over women is to not be missed.

 

Evening...whisky please....double....plan on drowning my sorrows tonight!

 

Here's your whiskey sweetie, now what's wrong.


*Slides a double shot of whiskey to Jango*

 

Oh can I have a Jackie D please ?

 

Sure dear, one JD coming up.

*Slides over a shot of JD*

 

whoa! nipped out to use my phone for a second, and accidentally stumbled into the welcome thread thinking it was the pub! somebody spiking my brandy again?

 

o.k.

in order to celebrate my 300th post i would like to buy CHAMPAGNE FOR EVERONE!!!

* wastes champagne by spraying it into the air and soaking everyone *

help yourselves!


woo-hoo!!

 

*Grabs a bottle of bubbly for herself*


Any reason to party is a good reason for me!!

 

* starts a conga line along the bar *

 

*Watches the conga line go past the bar*

Mind if I ignore my barkeep duties for abit so I can join in?

 

no worries, i`m on my own in this conga at the moment anyway!


btw, is this the correct "football" team for me to adopt?

 

"If you only knew the power of the kilt!"

Please, keep wearing trousers. I like the extra advantage with the ladies.

 

*Jumps in the conga line*

Yup that's the right team, our beloved Eagles.