Mistress Wendy's Libations

bah, Ive had to be working today to catch up with my days off. Working sucks.

 

Ok after a good night's rest I went to go look at the Philly banner again and you know what I saw Joe!?! 4 girls in that pic!!

Go smack yourself now before I fish slap you!

 

Well, I definetly know you don't look like the girl in the middle, because I've known Sam for a few years, so it's not like I couldn't recognise her.

I could have sworn someone told me you the one on the left - I don't know, I get confused quite easily!

But if it makes you feel any better, I'd still give you a run for your money! Nothun' wrong with a firey redhead!

 

Ok that just made up for the crap I had to listen to earlier this week!!


Now when your ready to cross the pond, we'll talk about whose giving who a run for their money.

 

has the midlands welcome video been posted anywhere cos i still haven`t seen it?

*pours self a pint of Bombardier Bitter*

 

You guys have a welcome video?


*Slides Lord-Wiz his usual*

 

i was under the assumption that at Jairens bbq, a video was made to send to you guys over the pond. as myself and martin weren`t there, we weren`t in said video, and i haven`t seen it


another pint over here please. something from your neck of the woods barkeep. what would you recommend?

 

Oh yes I have seen the video, but it's on our private forums. If you wanted to join you can, just click on the link in my sig.

Now as far as a pint of something local, I have always been a fan of Sam Adams myself. Though at CIII I did stumble across a great Porter at the Ram, it was their own brew so you tell me what you htink is better.

 

i have tried that sam adams before, they make a couple and which one it was is lost to the mists of time. i`ll give that porter a whirl though. and go off in search of that video

 

*Slides down a glass of Porter*


Yeah this Porter is good stuff, shame I would have to go back all the way to Indy for another glass of it! lol

 

My bad! I forgot Colleen was in the pic too.

*Spanks CLM*

 

by the glory that is msn, tom has sent me links to the videos. holy moley!! what was the kyles mom vid all about?!?

quick, a double brandy!!

 

^ We were all watching South Park: Bigger, Longer, and Uncut - at that point we all had a few, but for some reason, we just started singing to every song that came up. Ross and I were talking outside at the time, and we just couldn't help but start singing it...well, it's the funniest song in the film, so we kinda felt we had to. Since Phill got the camera out, we just had to ham it up!

I wish they had Sammy over here. Or at least somewhere where I can find it.

It would be nice to have a fridge full of Sammy since I have a Sammy magnet on the door!

 

*Slides Wiz a double brandy & Ninja a Sam Adams*


*Makes a Captain & Dt. Coke for herself*


Is it Friday yet!?! This week has been dreadful with the weather. A Thunderstorm just started and I heard that was going to break the heatwave. *Fans self*

 

Heatwave? I remember that word!

 

OK, the J-man is here! The [Sinbad]PARTAY![/Sinbad] can begin

Grabs pitcher of vodka and red devil and begins chugging!

Toga! Toga! Toga!

 

House special please Barkeep...

*Looks up and notices Joe is the barkeep*

Uh... make that an orange juice please I might not survive one of your house specials

Please tell me you don't chase off lost Northerners with pitchforks around these parts *worries*

 

Joe is the barkeep!?! Since when!?!


But watch out for my drinks, they pack a punch!


Now what's this about togas!?!

 

*Puts up placard behind bar*

"We welcome all denominations, whether they be pansy southerners or ornery northerners. We're all the same when drunk."

Hiya s_f and welcome to the midlands pub

Toga! Toga! Toga!

You thought they were brave in kilts, Wendy, wait till you see me in a toga. Commando all the way baby

 

Commando in a toga!?! Now this I gotta see!

 

you may want to choose you words more carefully....

Waggle dance thats what you want, lovely drink. Champion, golden glory, blandford fly, tanglefoot.... all very fine ales.

 

I'll take your advice V and have a waggle dance, so what's in it?

 

HONEY! Waggle Dance is an Ale made with honey and it's absolutely fantastic I used to drink lots of that

Hmmm so what was Joe doing behind the bar last night then Wendy? He looked guilty whatever he was up to!

Thanks for the welcome Phill... and what you mean commando under the Toga who says I don't go commando ALL the time...

*looks at stunned faces*

What?!

I know I'm more a Northern monkey but there's someone in the Northern lot I have no truck with so I shall be steering clear

 

*whispers* Midlands are best anyway *whispers*

yeah like Nic says, Honey! I like my ales middle to light, I dont like the stuff thats practically black but I do like a pint of Mild.

 

Well then ladies let's all have a pint shall we.


Now this about Joe looking guilty, when is he NOT up to something!?!