JCC [MOD APPROVED] [PM] Post here and I'll tell you how you bite it in a JCC Battle Royale

Battle Royale. All the JC'ers enter. Only one leaves. Rather than have you RP this in some stupid way, all you have to do is say "hello" or something in this thread, and I will tell you where you stand in this competition and how you exit it.

OKAY GO

 

"hello"

 

OKAY GO

 

DO ME.


Also when would I die?

 

harpuah: impaled in a hidden trap pit filled with sharpened plastic utensils set by coruscant

slg: cancer

luigi: punched into the next world by danthejedi

 

This seems rather entertaining.

 

hello master jacen

 

Indeed.

 

1511- slg's cancer turned out to be caused by extreme radiation poisoning. eventually her radiation level increased so much that her body turned bright green and exploded with the force of the atom. 1511 was standing right next to her.

tom- in an order to survive, tom assumed a brutal whatever-it-takes stance and killed indiscriminately in a long coat and cowboy hat. he stumbled on a stair and broke his ankle. eaten to death by a group of murderous rabbits.

jello- choked on an olive. it wasn't poisoned or anything. he just choked.

eeth- crashed a car into a giant red tank of jet fuel exploded. he had been in an intense vehicle chase with an unknown assailant.

zap- tried to join every group until he was bludgeoned by the geriatric ward.

 

BOOBS

 

Pizza.

 

more boobs

 

Pizza bagel.


Los Angeles Lakers: Drama, guaranteed.

 

did somebody say pizza

 

sure, we'll do this

 

Mmm olives.

 

It better be violent

 

It is not that kind of a thread, Mr. Luigimon.

 

yo

 

or something

 

It could be.



...It could be.

 

Dude

 

eden- as the radiation from slg's explosion settles over the arena, curious changes begin to take place. foliage withers. animals mutate. poor eden was caught when a nest of radioactive ants overtook her.

jp- danthejedi's brutish strength claims another victim. jp objected to the game. but his objections did not protect him in the end.

vivec- dear vivec was smart. utilizing science, he knew to hide in the lead lined caves as radiation settled over the land. unfortunately, this was slg radiation, so his hiding did no good. indeed the effect was increased, transforming vivec ben grimm style into a half-lead beast. crazed at this point, he rampaged across the land until a clever trap pushed him into the ocean, at the bottom of which awaited his doom.

tunick- evaded death for days, until that fateful run in with the god of lead, vivec.

aso- caught by rogue agents of the ms contingent and, being branded a traitor and a troll, hung at first light.