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Discussion in 'Archive: Your Jedi Council Community' started by Uruk-hai, Jun 6, 2004.

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  1. Uruk-hai

    Uruk-hai Jedi Youngling star 5

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    In the worlds before Monkey, primal chaos reigned. Heaven sought order; but the phoenix can fly only when its feathers are grown. The four worlds formed again and yet again, as endless aeons wheeled and passed. Time and the pure essences of Heaven, the moisture of the Earth, the powers of the Sun and the Moon all worked upon a certain rock, old as creation. And it became magically fertile. That first egg was named "Thought". Tathagata Buddha, the Father Buddha, said, "With our thoughts we make the world". Elemental forces caused the egg to hatch.From it then came a stone monkey. The nature of monkey was irrepressible!
     
  2. Lank_Pavail

    Lank_Pavail Jedi Knight star 7

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    Brass Monkey! Dat Funky Monkey!

    :p
     
  3. Mr_Burns

    Mr_Burns Jedi Grand Master star 4

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    Yeah.
     
  4. DarthBobbalot

    DarthBobbalot Jedi Knight star 5

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    104.9 Funky Monkey.


    Here at 104.9 we like to spank our Funky Monkey.






    BEST RADIO STATION EVER!!!! w00tz0r5!!
     
  5. Uruk-hai

    Uruk-hai Jedi Youngling star 5

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    [image=http://www.ewtoo.org/~matt/monkey/02monk.jpg]

    I am Monkey. Great sage, equal of Heaven!

    Get out of my thread if you don't know who I am!
     
  6. deltron_zero

    deltron_zero Jedi Master star 6

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    i thought i knew but now i'm not so sure. help me monkey, i'm lost.
     
  7. The_Chim

    The_Chim Jedi Grand Master star 6

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    Best response
     
  8. darthtenbiscuits

    darthtenbiscuits Jedi Grand Master star 7

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  9. OBI-BEN-KENOBI

    OBI-BEN-KENOBI Jedi Knight star 6

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    [johnny bravo]Do the monkey with me![/johnny Bravo]
     
  10. Uruk-hai

    Uruk-hai Jedi Youngling star 5

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    [image=http://www.monkeymania.co.uk/monkeymagic/img/monkey10075.jpg]

    You don't know who I am?

    I ought to crack your skulls with my wishing staff!
     
  11. The_Chim

    The_Chim Jedi Grand Master star 6

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    What's wrong with your face?
     
  12. OBI-BEN-KENOBI

    OBI-BEN-KENOBI Jedi Knight star 6

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    Kinda looks like an adult short round, don't it?
     
  13. The_Chim

    The_Chim Jedi Grand Master star 6

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