Move over Kill Bill... this is KILL YOSHEE!!!

Ladies and gentlemen, I give you... THE PASTY RAP!

(to the tune of 'lose yourself, 1st part up to chorus I think)

look, if ye had
one shot
to break into the bigtiome and sell yer tractor
how would ye get home?
his palms are sweaty, his pastry's ready
his rolling pin is made of wood from the sarenghetti
the purpouse is kinda worthless but you can bet he:
won't burn it, even if you turned it up steady
so wow! now he's curlin' the edges round
he shows the chefs what pasty makin's all about
he's stuffed
but he never eats enough
the pasty's his lifeline, yo

snap!
there goes reality
oh
and normality
so
he goes smugglin' with his parrot in
he walks in low gravity
owns
every last pasty cookbook known to humanity
so
he's so proud that he gloats
and he garnishes with motes
it's insanity
he's still ecstatic
he walks like he
flots in low gravity
yo
he won't have it he
makes some nice paasty

You sure could use some help, you made one with sheeps eyes
gotta try, stuff from every cookery show (ho)
Sainsbury's is one stop to shop, fill your bags and go
The pasty's turned into your lifeline

 

LMFAO!!!!

 

dies

 

OI!! Only one person can die in this thread, and that's me!

 

Yeah he is!

Purple rain? chuck it!

(only funny if you have seen shawn of the dead!)

 

Good point Yosh

impails Yoshee with a javelin

 

*bows*

Thankyou! I'll be here all week! Try the veal!

 

How does Richie dies ?

 

Thats my secret DA6
If everyone knew how I died......I'd be dead a lot more often

 

It's worth noticing that the only times Richie or I have been killed here in London, is by laughing.

Yoshee on the other hand...

*stuffs Yoshee inside a car*

*pushes car from a cliff*

Look, he's flying!

*crash*

Umm, nevermind.

 

Ahhhhhhh i remember back in the good old days, when it was ME that did the killing on these boards!

**Dies at bottom of cliff**

 

Ummm, yosh, those days never happened. All that reincarnating must have addled his brain, poor soul. Oh well.

*pulls out...the cattle prod*

Time for his electric shock treatment!

 

Mmmmmmmmm, Shocking

 

Hah!! Well, I am going back a couple of years, before the days of the chapters! I decapitated at least one person a day, just cuz i could

**Hair stands on end....and catches alight**

 

You can do a lot of things when you're young Yosh old boy.

But alas, no longer are you a threat.

douses Yoshee's hair with petrol

 

I should be crying and sulking about that Richie, but for some reason can't stop laughing

 

Hmmm, not killed Yosh in a while, may be getting rusty.

*Drops oil tanker off of edge of cliff. Lands square on Yoshee's head erupting into a beautiful mushroom cloud of flame.*

Nah, I still got it.

 

**Gets up and dusts self off**

Now, that was just nasty!

 

OMG! It's a Bush smiley :

*waits to be told off *

*puts Yosh in microwave oven, sets up video camera, then cooks him on full power to see if he'll explode *

 

*pours water on the microwave*

*stands back and watches the explosion*

 

Shocking