Movie lines the starwars characters shouldve said

ive come up with an idea for a thread that could be quite funny,the idea is to find scenes in starwars and give them lines from other tv or films(or anything else thats just plain funny or stupid) they can be as long or as short as you want......(put in brackets which film or TV show they're from)

c3p0:dont call me a mindless philosopher.

artoo:bite my shiny metal ass.

 

Darth Vader:Are you looking at me? (Deniro)

 

Luke:you've failed your highness soon ill be dead and you along with me

Emperor:Bah humbug

 

Lt. Col. William 'Bill' Kilgore (Apocalypse Now): I love the smell of napalm in the morning... smells like, victory.

Master Yoda: Victory you say... no, begun the Clone War has.

 

Governor Sio Bibble: A communications disruption could mean only one thing: We're out of range of the mobile phone mast

 

Anakin: Are you an angel?
Queen Amidala: What?
Anakin: An angel. I've heard the deep space pilots talk about them. They live on the moons of Iego, I think. They're the most beautiful creatures in the universe.
Queen Amidala: You're a a little wierd aren't you FREAK!

 

Obi-Wan: I have a bad feeling about this.
Qui-Gon Jinn: I don't sense anything.
Obi-Wan: It's not about the mission, Master. It's something... elsewhere. Elusive.
Qui-Gon Jinn: No, you don't understand... I've been leaning on my hand funny and it's gone to sleep hence I can't sense anything

 

Yoda: Hard to see, the dark side is. Paid the electric bill you did not!

 

Sebulba: You won't walk away from this one, you slave scum!
Anakin: Don't count on it, slimeball!
Sebulba: Who do you think you are?! Darth Vader? Brat!

 

Queen Amidala:i call for a vote of no confidence in chancellor valorum

Chancellor Valorum:Allllllrighty then (Ace ventura)

 

Emperor:Young fool,only at the end do you understand

Luke:Beam me up Scotty (star trek)

 

Luke:im a jedi like my father before me

Emperor:Jedi dumbass (Red foreman that 70's show)

 

Han:3po you tell that slimy piece of worm ridden filth,he'll get no such pleasure from us.

Jabba:you will respect my authoritaa (cartman southpark)

 

Elan sleazbaggano: do you want to buy some deathsticks?

Obi wan: drugs are bad mmmkay (Mr.Mackie southpark)

 

Yoda: i cannot train him,the boy is reckless

Obi wan: was i any different when you trained me?

Yoda: well ok then....wax on,wax off (karate kid)

 

Sidious(looking out death star window): chair goes up,chair goes down,chair goes up,chair goes down. (simpsons)

 

Luke: i will not fight you father

Vader: i feel like chicken to night,like chicken tonight,like chicken to night. (advert)

 

Obi: These are not the droids you are looking for.

Trooper: These aren't the droids we're looking for...

Obi: You are going to go down the shop and buy me some orange sherbert...

 

Obiwan: so what i told you was true from a certain point of view

Luke: the truth is out there (x-files)