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Games Movie Quotes Applied to Star Wars

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  1. PCCViking

    PCCViking Chosen One star 10

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    (May have done this one before)

    Leia: Do you really think you can hold me?
    Vader: We'll do our best, Princess Leia.

    (from Fantastic Beasts and Where to Find Them)
     
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  2. JediMasterSven

    JediMasterSven Jedi Master star 3

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    Lor San Tekka: What do you want?

    Luke: To find out who has iced my academy.

    Lor San Tekka: Haven't you read the papers? It's Vader!

    Luke: Wrong! It ain't the Vader. Nope, nope, nope I've seen the guy. He looks more like the Ghost of Life Day Future. Nowhere near as cute as Vader.

    Lor San Tekka: You say it's someone else?

    Luke: Someone who wouldn't mind seeing our old pals out of the way. Maybe... ...gulp... sob... ...me too!
     
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  3. Glimmer of Hope

    Glimmer of Hope Jedi Padawan star 1

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    (From The Last Unicorn, with Jabba as Mommy Fortuna and Luke as the Unicorn)

    Jabba: You belong to me!
    Luke: You know better. Keep your shadows, if you will, but let me go. And let her go. I cannot see her caged. She is real, like me. We are two sides of the same magic. Let her go.
    Jabba: I'd quit show business first!
     
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  4. Blargxcntrl

    Blargxcntrl Jedi Padawan

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    (From The Sandlot, Han as Porter and Luke as Phillips)

    Han: Hey, is that your sister out there in left field? Naked? ...She's naked.
    Luke: Swings violently...Shut up Han!
    Han: Heyyyyy, I'm just trying to have a little friendly conversation. C'mon...think she'd go out with me?
     
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  5. PCCViking

    PCCViking Chosen One star 10

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    Hux: That's when I thought about you, Finn. A stormtrooper who lies would find it awkward if certain facts about his past.
    Finn: What?

    (Batman: Mask of the Phantasm)

    Hux: And this is how we say goodbye in the First Order. *strikes Finn*
    Rose: I think I preferred the New Republic way better.
    Finn: Me too.
     
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  6. JediMasterSven

    JediMasterSven Jedi Master star 3

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    Yoda: Down there, you must look.

    Luke: [looks into a pond of water] That's not my father. That's just my reflection.

    Yoda: No, harder you must look

    [he touches the water; as it ripples, Luke's reflection changes to that of Anakin]

    Yoda: You see? Lives in you he does.

    Anakin: [from above] Luke.

    Luke: Father?

    [Luke sees his father's spirit in the sky]

    Anakin: Luke, you have forgotten me.

    Luke: No. How could I?

    Anakin: You have forgotten who you are and so have forgotten me. Look inside yourself, Luke. You are more than what you have become. You must take your place in the Great Jedi Order.

    Luke: How can I go back? I'm not who I used to be.

    Anakin: Remember who you are. You are my son, and the one true Jedi. Remember who you are.
     
  7. Eeyore freak

    Eeyore freak Jedi Knight star 2

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    Hux: Oh Ren. It’s just you.

    Phasma: We were afraid it was somebody important.

    Hux: Yeah you know, like Skywalker. Now THAT’s power.

    Phasma: Tell me about it. I just hear that name and I shudder.

    Hux: Skywalker

    Phasma: Ooohhh. Do it again.

    Hux: Skywalker. Skywalker. Skywalker!

    Phasma: Ooohhh! It tingles!

    Kylo: I am surrounded by idiots.
     
  8. JediMasterSven

    JediMasterSven Jedi Master star 3

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    Leia: Dameron, you just did an incredibly brave thing. What you should have done was land your X-Wing! You don't own that wing, the tax payers do! Son, your ego is writing checks your body can't cash. You've been busted, you lost your qualifications as section leader three times, put in hack twice by me, with a history of high speed passes over five air control towers, and one mechanic's sister!

    Finn: Paige Tico?

    [Dameron shrugs]

    Leia: And you nerf-herder, you're lucky to be here!

    Finn: Thank you, ma’am.

    Leia: And let's not bantha podoo, Dameron. Your family name ain't the best in the Resistance. You need to be doing it better, and cleaner than the other guy. Now what is it with you?

    Dameron: Just want to serve my galaxy, be the best pilot in the Resistance, ma’am.

    Leia: Don't mess around with me, Dameron. You're a heck of an instinctive pilot. Maybe too good. I'd like to bust your butt but I can't. I got another problem here. I gotta send somebody from this squadron to Crait. I gotta do something here, I still can't believe it. I gotta give you your dream shot! I'm gonna send you up against the best. You two characters are going to Rogue Squadron.

     
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  9. Iron_lord

    Iron_lord Chosen One star 10

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    Grand Moff Tarkin: Did you actually believe, or are you truly naïve enough to think that your Rebels stood a chance against us? I'll make this simple for you, Princess. Give me the location now, or watch your world die.
     
  10. Nehru_Amidala

    Nehru_Amidala Force Ghost star 7

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    Finn: My name is Finn Calrissian. You killed my father. Prepare to die.
     
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  11. JediMasterSven

    JediMasterSven Jedi Master star 3

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    From the Batman: The Animated Series Episode "Mad Love"

    Rey: You know, for what it's worth, I actually enjoyed some of our romps, but there comes a time when a gal wants more. And now, all this gal wants is to learn the ways of the Force from her Jedi Master.

    Kylo Ren: You, and Luke Skywalker?

    Rey: Right-a-rooney.

    [Kylo Ren laughs]

    Rey: I've never seen you laugh before! I don't think I like it!

    [Kylo Ren laughs even harder]

    Rey: Cut it out! You're giving me the creeps!

    Kylo Ren: You little fool. Luke Skywalker doesn't love anything except himself. Wake up, Rey. He had you pegged for hired help the minute you walked onto Ach-to.

    Rey: That's not - no. NO! He told me things, secret things that he never told anyone!

    Kylo Ren: Was it his line about the abusive father? Or the one about the dead mom. He's gained a lot of sympathy with that one.

    Rey: Stop it! You're making me confused!

    Kylo Ren: What was it he told that one Stormtrooper... Oh yeah, "There was only one time I ever saw Uncle Owen really happy. He took me to the Ice Show when I was seven."

    Rey: [softly] Circus... He said it was the Circus.

    Kylo Ren: He's got a million of them, Rey.

    Rey: [wiping away her tears] YOU'RE WRONG! MY MASTER DOES LOVE ME! HE DOES! You're the problem! And now you're gonna die and make everything right!

     
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  12. Iron_lord

    Iron_lord Chosen One star 10

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    Chewie: [And that porg is getting on my last nerve! ]
    Rey: The porg is cuddly! Kids like little cuddly sidekicks! I mean, the porg ... it's a time-tested ... okay, the porg bites.
     
  13. JediMasterSven

    JediMasterSven Jedi Master star 3

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    Kylo Ren: [playing with his dolls, in Kylo Ren voice] So, Rey, at last I have you in my clutches, to have my way with you, the way I want to.

    [in Rey voice]

    Kylo Ren: No, no, please leave me alone!

    [in Kylo Ren voice]

    Kylo Ren: No, you are mine!

    [in Poe Dameron voice]

    Kylo Ren: Not so fast, Ren!

    [in Kylo Ren voice]

    Kylo Ren: Poe Dameron!

    [in Poe Dameron voice]

    Kylo Ren: Yes, it’s me. I'm here to save my girlfriend. Hi, honey.

    [in Kylo Ren voice]

    Kylo Ren: Now you are going to die! BAM!

    [in Kylo Ren voice]

    Kylo Ren: Oh, oh... OH!

    [in Chewie voice]

    Kylo Ren: Hey, what did you do to my friend?

    [in Kylo Ren voice]

    Kylo Ren: The same thing I'm going to do to you, big boy!

    [in Chewie voice]

    Kylo Ren: OH! OH!

    [in Kylo Ren voice]

    Kylo Ren: And you too!

    [in Threepio voice]

    Kylo Ren: Owww! Ah!

    [in Kylo Ren voice]

    Kylo Ren: Now Rey, at last we are alone.

    [in Kylo Ren voice]

    Kylo Ren: Oh, oh, I hate you I hate you I hate you leave me alone! - yet, I find you strangely attractive.

    [in Kylo Ren voice]

    Kylo Ren: Of course you do. Jakku junkers are often attracted to money, and power, and I have BOTH, and YOU KNOW IT!

    [in Rey voice]

    Kylo Ren: Oh, oh, leave me alone!

    [in Kylo Ren voice]

    Kylo Ren: No, kiss me!

    [cuts between their voices]

    Kylo Ren: Oh, oh, no, yes, no, NO, yes, ah, ah, ah ahhhhh... oh, your helmet is so big...

    [General Hux bursts in]

    General Hux: Lord Ren!

    Kylo Ren: WHAT?

    [Kylo gathers up his dolls in the blink of an eye]

    General Hux: You're needed on the bridge sir!

    Kylo Ren: Knock on my door! Knock next time!

    General Hux: Yes, sir!

    Kylo Ren: Did you see anything?

    General Hux: No, sir! I didn't see you playing with your dolls again.

    Kylo Ren: GOOD!

    [Hux slams the door]

     
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  14. Pain and Suffering

    Pain and Suffering Jedi Master star 3

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    From Toy Story 2:
    Sabine: "Look, Chopper, a big ugly stormtrooper. Ooh, he needs a makeover."
    Chopper: "Hi! You'll like Sabine. She's an artist."
     
  15. Iron_lord

    Iron_lord Chosen One star 10

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    Thrawn (reading profile): "Sabine Wren, assault with a deadly weapon, age thirteen. Results of psychological profile: Violent mood swings, highly intelligent, emotionally unstable. Aptitudes include science, explosives, and art."
     
  16. PCCViking

    PCCViking Chosen One star 10

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    Kaan: I have found a name for my pain, and it is Darth Bane. *blasts holo-communicator with Force lightning*
     
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  17. Iron_lord

    Iron_lord Chosen One star 10

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    Alton Castle: You know what they say? They say he can't be killed. They say he drinks blood. They say—
    Taskmaster Grint: I say, you're full of poodoo, Castle. Oh, and uh... you can quote me on that.
    Alton Castle: Taskmaster, is there a six-foot Jedi in Lothal City? And if so, is he on the police payroll? And if so... what's he pulling down, after taxes?
     
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  18. PCCViking

    PCCViking Chosen One star 10

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    Maul: Why, Gunray, you oughtta think about the future.
    Gunray: When you're running the show? You ain't go no future, Maul. You're an A-1 nutboy, and Lord Sidious knows it.
     
  19. Iron_lord

    Iron_lord Chosen One star 10

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    Palpatine: I need someone I can trust. You ... are my number one guy!
    Darth Vader: Yes, sir. (heads down to the Forest Moon).
    Palpatine: My friend ... your luck is about to change.
     
  20. PCCViking

    PCCViking Chosen One star 10

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    Almost immediately after...

    Palpatine *presses a button* Get me Gallius Rax.
     
  21. Iron_lord

    Iron_lord Chosen One star 10

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    Kanan: What do you want?
    Sabine: My face on the one-credit bill.
    Kanan: You're joking.
    Sabine: Do I look like I'm joking?
     
  22. PCCViking

    PCCViking Chosen One star 10

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    Gunray: And what if we say no?
    Sidious: Nobody wants a war. If we can't reach an agreement, we'll just shake hands and that'll be it.
    Gunray: Yeah?
    Sidious: Yeah.
    Gunray reaches for Sidious's hand, who immediately blasts him with Force Lightning.
    Sidious: Oh, I got a live one here...
     
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  23. Iron_lord

    Iron_lord Chosen One star 10

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    Leia: (reading Luke's message) "Please inform the citizens of the galaxy that the Republic has earned a rest from war. But if the forces of evil should rise again, to cast a shadow on the heart of the galaxy, call me."
     
  24. Sarge

    Sarge Chosen One star 10

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    Kylo to Snoke: Watch me make this lightsaber disappear.
     
  25. JediMasterSven

    JediMasterSven Jedi Master star 3

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    Snoke: What's the matter, Skywalker? No witty comeback? No threat? Then I'll provide the narration...

    [BB-9E's holoprojector the screen flickers to life and "Our Home Movies" appears]

    Snoke: I'll begin with how I peeled back the layers of the boy's mind. Oh, he bravely tried to fight it at first. You would've been proud to see him so strong.

    [on the screen, the home holo of Snoke electrocuting Ben Solo appears]

    Snoke: But all too soon, the shocks and the serums took their toll, and the boy began to share such secrets with me. Secrets that are mine alone to know... Luke. It's true, Lukey! I know everything. And kinda like the kid who peeks at his Life Day presents, I must admit, it's sadly anti-climactic. Behind all the sturm and lightsabers, you're just a little boy in a bathrobe, crying for mommy and daddy! It'd be funny if it weren't so pathetic.

    [pause]

    Snoke: Oh, what the heck, I'll laugh anyway. HA HA HA HA HA HAA!


    [Luke Skywalker tosses SNoke out of the command center and slams him against a large bulk head]

    Luke Skywalker: I'll break you in two...

    Snoke: Oh, Luke, if you'd had the guts for that kind of fun, you'd have done it years ago! I, on the other hand...

    [draws a vibroblade, slashes Luke across the chest and stabs him in the leg.Luke falls down the pile of building blocks and hits the ground hard. Luke jumps down beside him]

    Snoke: You've lost, Skywalker. Ben Solo is mine. The last sound you'll hear will be our laughter.

    [picks up the lightsaber and tosses it to Kylo Ren]

    Snoke: Here you go, sonny-boy! Make your master proud! Deliver the punch line.

    [Kylo Ren laughs. He pulls the switch and the blade ignites]

    Luke Skywalker: Ben...

    [Ben Solo only continues to laugh]

    Snoke: Do it!

    [Kylo Ren turns and throws the saber, slicing him in half]

    Snoke: That's not funny... that's not...

    [dies]


     
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