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Poe: First rule of Flight Club...
Rose, Finn, and Rey: NEVER TALK ABOUT FLIGHT CLUB!
Luke: So how’s Han doing after the carbonite freezing?
Leia: I don’t know. He doesn’t really like to talk about it. He doesn’t really like to talk much at all really. Han’s more of a...physical being.
Leia: I just mean he’s not particularly loquacious.
Luke: *smirks again*
Nute Gunray: If you don't live up to the deal you just made, we're gonna go shopping for a new candidate. (walks toward the door)
Palpatine: You can't do that, Gunray.
Sydney: With all due respect, Mr. Chancellor, who's gonna stop me?
Palpatine: Well, if you go through that door, the Republic Guard. That's my private office. You need to go out that way.
"I Swear I Saw A Sith Lord" (based on "I Swear I Saw A Dragon" from the original Pete's Dragon)
A Sith Lord, a Sith Lord,
I swear I saw a Sith Lord,
A black and seething
Saber wielding monsterous in sight!
with eyes of yellow and robed head
and a cloak as dark as night
He has a jaw of gnarling teeth,
he causes quite a fright!
It's true, it's true
oh what are we to do?
It's true, it's true,
he'll slash us all in two!
Oh he's coming in,
his Force lighting is crackling against the door!
So board up all the windows
And get down on the floor...
Palpatine: My mind is aglow with whirling, transient nodes of thought, careening through a cosmic vapor of invention!
Finn: Sure I do. The pointy end goes in the other guy!
Luke: This is gonna take a lot of work.
Yoda: Are you the Krayt Dragon Warrior?
Yoda: Then your master, I am!
Darth Sidious: Fun isn't something one considers when destroying the Jedi. But this...does put a smile on my face.
Luke: Jabba! I've come to bargain.
Poe: I hate snakes!
Rose: Grad the snake!
Darth Sidious: Dread it. Run from it. Order 66 still arrives.
Han: Imperials. I hate these guys.
Leia: Of all the bars, you had to walk into mine!
Sith warrior: Jedi Skywalker?
Ben and Luke: Yes?
Sith warrior: You will hand us the holocron now.
Ben and Luke: What holocron?
Sith warrior: The holocron you have in your pocket.
Luke: You sleemo. Do you really think my son would be stupid enough to bring it back here, do you? *turning to Ben* You didn't, did you?
Luke: His name we Luke. His father stole something from him. And that really is the least of it.
Luke Skywalker: Everything you said to me, every word, was a lie!
Obi-Wan Kenobi: Pretty much.
Finn: Why'd it have to be snakes?
Dooku to Anakin and Padme on Geonosis:
"Nice work, gentlebeings. You've found the droid army."
Dooku: "How many does it take to deliver a message?"
Battle droid: "One, roger, roger."
Luke: So...you really think Mara’s the one for me?
Han: Oh yeah. She’s tons of fun, you’re no fun at all. She completes you.
Stormtrooper: She says she knows the Emperor!
Ezra: She thinks the droid is the Emperor.
Sabine: *bows to Chopper* Oh, wise Emperor, how may I serve you?
Ezra: Tragic, isn't it? But, no harm down. Come now, sister, it's time to see the doctor.
Sabine (to eopie): Hello, doctor, how are you?
Ezra: No, not that one.
Palpatine: "Death and chance stole your loved ones. But rather than become a victim, you have done everything in your power to control the fates. For what is the Sith way, if not an effort to master the chaos that sweeps our world, an attempt to control death itself?"
Han: Leia, this is a tissue of lies. You see, there was another Han, an evil Han, and I killed him.
Finn: Solo, I need help!
Han: All right, Sparky, here's the deal. If you wanna court the little lady, you gotta be a straight shooter. Do ya got it?
Han: [pointing to each word on a blackboard] Tell. Her. The. TRUTH!!!
Han: I can't believe it. I'm losing to an astromech.