Games Movie Quotes Applied to Star Wars

Kylo Ren: Watch carefully everyone, I am about to show you how to kill a Jedi.

 

Lando: There's no doubt that our attractions will drive kids out of their minds.
Leia: What are those?
Han: Small versions of adults, honey.

 

Vader: What kind of madman would let an Imperial experiment on him to serve the dark side?

(from Avengers: Age of Ultron)

 

Rey: You're about to say something stupid.
Kylo: No I am not. Will not say... be saying... GET OUT OF MY HEAD!

 

Hux: I have an army.
Poe: We have a Jedi.

 

Luke: No, Ben, those are herbivores, they ... wouldn't be fighting with each other.
[picks up toy Rancors]
Luke: Now these, these are carnivores, and they really like fighting with each other. They'll use their teeth and claws to rip each other's throats out!
Leia: Luke, he's three. Let's wait until he's five.

 

Sidious: It's like I say, keep your friends rich and your enemies rich, then wait to find out which is which.
Ars Veruna: Damask.
Sidious: What?
Ars Veruna: That's what Hego Damask always said.
Sidious (snarls and activates lightsaber, attacking Veruna): Don't compare me to Hego Damask!

(from Avengers: Age of Ultron)

 

Obi-Wan: I thought you were in prison?
Nute Gunray: It would appear not.
Obi-Wan: How'd you get out?
Nute Gunray: I had a new trial. Turns out that the evidence in the first trial was tainted.
Obi-Wan: Oh, I see.
Nute Gunray: Anyway, two of the witnesses decided not to testify and the third guy, well, he committed suicide.
Obi-Wan: How?
Nute Gunray: He stabbed himself four times and then threw himself out an airlock.

 

"You've Got A Sith In Me" (from "You've Got A Friend In Me" from Toy Story)

You've got a Sith in me
You've got a Sith in me
When the training looks rough ahead
And you're miles and miles
From your nice warm bed
You just remember what your master said
Boy, you've got a Sith in me
Yeah, you've got a Sith in me

You've got a Sith in me
You've got a Sith in me
You've caused troubles, and I've caused 'em too
There isn't anything I wouldn't do to you
We stick together and can see it through
'Cause you've got a Sith in me
You've got a Sith in me

Some other folks might be
A little bit smarter than I am
Bigger and stronger too, maybe
But none of them will ever train you
The way I do, it's me and you, boy
And as the years go by
Our teamwork will never die
You're gonna see it's our destiny
You've got a Sith in me
You've got a friend in me
You've got a friend in me

 

Qui Gon: What's the matter?
Obi Wan: I have a bad feeling about this.
QG: Maybe it's a tremor in the Force.
Obi Wan: It's not a Tremor! It's not a Tremor, AT ALL!

 

Tarkin: The Emperor said that the best superweapon is one you never have to use. I respectfully disagree. The best superweapon is one you only have to use once. That was how the Republic did it, that's how the Empire does it, and it's worked pretty well so far.

(from Iron Man)

 

Obi-Wan: It's a ... It's a Force tremor, that's what it is ... I'm fairly alarmed here.

 

Disra: This is Moff Disra speaking for the Imperial High Command. There has been an incident on Bastion. We have everything under control and we have no need for assistance. Obey treaty stipulations and remain outside the Empire. This transmission ends now.

New Republic officer: Do we report this, sir?
Admiral Ackbar: Are you kidding?

 

Leia: We do believe that all planets have a sovereign claim to inalienable human rights.
Borsk Fey'lya: Inalien. If only you could hear yourselves. Human rights. Why, the very name is racist. The New Republic is no more than a Homo sapiens–only club.

 

Kal Skirata: You have not experienced Shakespeare until you've read him in the original Mandalorian.

 

Moruth Doole: This is the gulag planet Kessel. There is no stockade. No guard tower. No electronic frontier. Only a magnetic shield prevents starship approach. Punishment means exile from prison, to the surface. On the surface, nothing can survive. Work well, and you will be treated well. Work badly, and you will die.

 

Asajj: He says he wants your loyalty to the Confederacy of Independent Systems.
Anakin: He's got it.
Asajj: And your fur coat.
Anakin: I'm afraid not. Besides, it doesn't look like it will fit him.

 

Luke: I am Luke, King of the Jedi!
Han: Whose a Jedi?
Luke: We're all Jedi!

 

"How do you know he's King of the Jedi?"
"He hasn't got pudu all over him."

 

"And he bailed out?"
"No, Andy was tough, Buddy bailed out."
"Over Scarif?"
"No, I don't think I'll ever get over Scarif."

(from Airplane 2)

 

Leia: Han, what exactly is a 'tad'?
Han: In space terms, that's half a million miles.

 

Resistance soldier: Admiral, are you telling us everything?
Admiral Holdo: No. We're also out of stimcaf.
(everyone on the Raddus panics)

 

Darth Vader: Lieutenant Jir... How would you handle this?
Daine Jir: We could try ignoring it, sir.
Darth Vader: I see... Pretend nothing has happened and hope everything's all right in the morning?
Daine Jir: Just a thought, sir.
Darth Vader: I've considered that. There's got to be a better angle.

 

Lord Kaan: ...and I'd like the second thought bomb from the left.
Attendant: Here you go. *hands him the thought bomb*

 

Biggs: We're bombing the thermal exhaust port on the Death Star in 1200 hours. We're coming in from Yavin, below their sensors.
Nera Dantels: When will you be back?
Biggs: I can't tell you that. It's classified.