Games Movie Quotes Applied to Star Wars

Inquisitor: So, Kanan Jarrus, this is all your doing.
Kanan: Aye, Inquisitor, all my doing.
Inquisitor: Proud and insolent boy, prepare to meet thy doom.
Kanan: Dark and sinister man, have at thee.

 

Asajj Ventress: My, aren't you a Jedi killer?
Maul: Acquitted.

(from Addams Family Values)

 

Brakiss: I want to see the Great Emperor Palpatine.
Royal Guardsman: The Emperor?! But nobody can see the Great Palpatine! Nobody's ever seen the Great Palpatine! Even I've never seen him!

 

Royal Guardsman: Now that's the bantha of a different color! Come on in!

 

Luke: What happened to you?
Threepio: They tore my arm off and they threw them over there. Then they took my leg off and they threw it over there.
Luke: Well, that's you all over.

 

Han: Stormtroopers or no stormtroopers. I may not come out alive, but I'm going in there. There's only one thing I want you to do.
Chewie and Luke: What's that?
Han: Talk me out of it.

 

Palpatine: How about a little lightning, Skywalker?!

 

Vader (to 501st): Uh, guys? The Jedi Temple would be that way.

 

Kal Skirata: Rule 95: Concentrate! Rule 96: Aim!

 

Prophets of the Dark Side:
"In Nineteen years precisely,
The planets will align ever so nicely."

Sidious: "Oi, verse."

Prophets:
"The time to act will be at hand.
Unleash the dark side, your monstrous band."

Sidious: "Good, good."

Prophets:
"Then the once proud Jedi will finally fall.
And you, Sidious, will rule all."

Sidious: "Yes! I will rule!"

Prophets: "A word of caution to this tale."

Sidious: "Excuse me?"

Prophets: "Should the son of Skywalker fight, you will fail."

 

Walon Vau: Soldiers, no poor sap ever won a war by dying for the Republic. He won it by being all that he can be. Damn the torpedoes, or give me death! Eternal vigilance is the price of duty. And, to the victors go the spoils. So remember: you are the best of the best of the few and the proud. So ask not what your country can do for you, only regret that you have but one life to live!

 

Obi-Wan: Close your mouth, Anakin. You are not a colo claw fish.

(from Mary Poppins)

 

Ackbar: You ever think of writing a book about your exploits in the line of duty?
Draven: I've thought about it. But then I'd have to shoot anyone that actually read it.

 

Caedus: That's why I trusted you to find the Jedi base.
Ben: I'm sorry to have disappointed you.
Caedus: You did disappoint me, but not because you didn't find it. But because you did and lied.

 

Count Dooku: Jedi! Since you are about to die anyway, I may as well tell you the entire plot.

 

Anakin: Piece of cake.
Asajj: Yes, if the goal was to make him angry!

 

Darth Caedus: I've seen way too many holodramas to know you never give away your entire plan, no matter how close you think you are to succeeding.

 

Finn: If you must blink, do it now. For if you look away, even for a moment, our hero will surely perish.

 

Han: Do you expect me to talk?
Dryden Vos: No, Han, I expect you to die.

 

Jacen, flow-walking:

"Is that really what my hair looks like from the back?"

 

Mace Windu: There's a rumor that Anakin has gone to Geonosis. I know he's working under your orders, Kenobi.
Obi-Wan: If you've ever had the pleasure of teaching Anakin, then you'll know he's not a great follower of orders.

 

Anakin: I believe I speak for everyone here when I say: "To Chaos with our orders".

 

Han: Follow the rancor? Why couldn't it have been follow the eopie?

 

Luke: Why is it whenever something happens it's always you three?
Jaina: Believe me, Uncle Luke, I've been asking myself that same question for six years.

 

Obi-Wan: I cannot confront Darth Vader. It has to be you.