Games Movie Quotes Applied to Star Wars

Han: We've no meat, no pulse and hardly any grain. Worst of all, the only meilooruns left are those little black ones that everybody hates. If that weren't bad enough, mynocks have eaten the last of the corn supply.
Leia: So what's that under the grill?
Han: Mynock.

 

Chewbacca: <All in all, a 100 per cent successful trip.>
R2-D2: <But, sir, we lost C-3PO!>
Chewbacca: <All in all, a 100 per cent successful trip…>

 

Leia: Han, what exactly is a 'tad'?
Han: In space terms, that's half a million miles.

 

Lando: Vuffi Raa, you’re forgetting about Gamblers Union Directive 1742.
Vuffi Raa: 1742? ‘No member of the Union should ever report for duty in a ginger toupée?’ Well, thank you for reminding me about that regulation, but I can’t see how it is pertinent to our present situation.

 

Nawara Ven: Now please, answer the question. Remember, you are under polygraphic surveillance. Would you describe the accused as a friend?
Janson: No, I'd describe the accused as a git.

 

HAJA: What’s the difference between you and me?

OBI-WAN: I’m not wearing magnet pads.

 

You're dangerous, Janson!
That's right, Wedge. I'm dangerous.

 

Wedge: You! You are still dangerous. But you can be my wingman any time.
Janson: Poodoo. You can be mine.

 

Han: I feel the need...the need for light speed.

 

Leia: And what were you doing with this TIE?
Karé Kun: Communicating.
Poe: Communicating. Keeping up foreign relations. Giving him the bird.
Karé Kun: You know, the finger.
Leia: Yes, I know the finger, Karé.
Karé Kun: Sorry, I hate it when it does that.

 

Tarkin: You think I'm a petty minded, bureaucratic nincompoop who delights in enforcing pernickety regulations 'cause he gets some sort of perverse pleasure out of it. And in many ways, you're absolutely damned right.

 

Darth Maul: Are you the Almec who worked for the Mandalore all those years?
Almec: The Mandalore's stinking daughter fired me, and thank you so much for bringing up such a painful subject. While you're at it, why don't you give me a nice flimsiplast cut and pour jawa juice on it?

 

C-3PO: Please sir, give me some credit. I am not the one-dimensional protocol droid I was once was; I've evolved into something far more complex and multi-layered, and if I may so say so, superior.

 

L3: Can't you smell it, sir? There is something afoot in the wind. The huddled masses yearning to breathe free.
Lando: L3, have you been at the oil again?
L3: No, sir, I have been supping at the milk of freedom. Already the Droid Gotra stand poised on the brink of revolution, and the huddled woss-names such as myself will rise up to throw off our hated oppressors like you and the Empire ... present company excepted, sir.
Lando: Go clean out the latrines.
L3: Yessir, right away sir.

 

L3: Is this the human quality you call friendship?
Lando: Don't give me any of that Star Trek poodoo. It's too early in the morning.

 

Lowbacca: [He's never what I expect, sir.]
Chewbacca: [What surprises you, Lowbacca?]
Lowbacca: [He's so - human.]
Chewbacca: [Nobody's perfect, Lowbacca.]

 

Frankly, my little green friend, I don't give a damn.

 

Obi-Wan: You cannot pass! I am a servant of the Secret Fire, wielder of the Force of Ashla. The Dark Side will not avail you, Flame of Bogan! Go back to the shadow. You shall not pass!

 

CHIEF JAWA: I love the smell of poodoo in the morning.

 

Anakin: Ahsoka Tano, were you this much trouble at the Temple?
Ahsoka: Oh, much more, sir.

 

Here’s looking at you, padawan.

 

Queen Karina: You see, my young enter through the ears and wrap themselves around the cerebral cortex. This has the effect of rendering the victim extremely susceptible to suggestion. Later, as they grow, follows madness. And death.

 

Obi-wan: What do you mean, you came here to rescue me? What were you thinking?!
Anakin: You told me not to think!

 

You had me at “ootini”.

 

Rey: You fool, look around you! The planet's destroying itself!
Kylo Ren: Yes. Exhilarating, isn't it?
Rey: If we don't help each other, we'll die here.
Kylo Ren: Perfect. Then that's the way it shall be.