Games Movie Quotes Applied to Star Wars

Raynar Thul: I've got something the other apprentices don't.
Luke: And what's that?
Raynar Thul: My keen fashion sense!
Luke: Oh, Sith of the universe beware.

 

Han: So when did you know you wanted to be a smuggler?

Tobias: It would have to be the first time I went through the second grade. I caught my reflection in a spoon
while I was eating my cereal...and I remember thinking, "Wow, you're ridiculously duplicitous. Maybe you could do that for a career"

 

Han:
I'm reviewing the situation.
If you want to eat -- you've got to earn a bob!
Is it such a humiliation
For a smuggler to perform an honest job?
So a job I'm getting, possibly,
I wonder who my boss'll be?
I wonder if he'll take to me...?
What bonuses he'll make to me...?
I'll start at eight and finish late,
At normal rate, and all ... but wait!
...I think I'd better think it out again.

 

I'm the Bossk, so that's what you call me. You know, that, or his Bosskness, or Bossker, or El Bosskerino if you're not into the whole brevity thing.

 

Mon Mothma: I think education is extremely important. It could lose me the next election.
Admiral Drayson: Ah! In my naivety, I thought you were concerned about the future of our children.
Mon Mothma: Yes, that too. After all, they get the vote at 18.

 

Anakin: Is it possible to learn this power?
Palpatine: Dammit Ani, I'm a politician, not a doctor.

 

Padme: Are you saying that winking at corruption is government policy?
Palpatine: No, no, Your Highness! It could never be government policy. That is unthinkable! Only government practice.

 

Vect Nokru: Hey! The big "K". How's it hanging, Kenobi?

Kenobi: Hey, Nokru..

Nokru: Nice speeder. Let's see what she can do...next green light.

Kenobi: No thanks.

Nokru: What's the matter? Porg?

Satine, grabbing Kenobi's hand: Obi-Wan...don't.

Kenobi: (He pulls the mode lever back.) Grab a hold of something.

Nokru and his gang laugh hysterically and as they get more and more excited as seconds pass, at regular intervals they rev up the accelerators. Kenobi looks at them as if they're crazy. The light turns green. Nokru speeds ahead, while Kenobi spins his speeder around and goes in reverse.

Satine, slightly shocked: Did you do that on purpose?

Kenobi: Yeah. You think I was stupid enough to race that slimo?

Just then, a Nubian Flash Speeder appears. Nokru' speeder almost hits it, and he spins around the vehicle just in time.

Kenobi: Geez...I would've hit that Nubian Flash Speeder.

Satine takes out the Holo and watches as the image, "YOU'RE EXPELLED!!!", vanishes.

Satine: ... Erased.

 

Padme: Will you answer a direct question?
Palpatine: I strongly advise you not to ask a direct question.
Padme: Why?
Palpatine: It might provoke a direct answer.
Padme: It never has yet.

 

So you wanna be a Jedi
In the Inner Rim
Can you punch like a south-bound freight train
Tell me just one thing

Can you move in a word like a coked-up porg's wing
If you need to (That's fast)
Can you duck, can you jump
Can you mind trick and deceive when you need to?

Well, you might as well quit
If you haven't got it

 

Obi-Wan: So you want to be a Jedi, kid? Well, whoop dee do.
I have been around the block before with blockheads just like you.

 

A deleted scene from The Phantom Menace - Palpatine is sworn into office.

Bureaucrat: Do you want to be Chancellor?
Palpatine: Yes
Bureaucrat: Put your hand on the book and say "I do".
Palpatine: I do.
Bureaucrat: Fine, its done, let's eat.

 

Mon Mothma: If planetary authorities don't send us statistics, Government figures will be a nonsense.
Leia: Why?
Mon Mothma: They'll be incomplete.
Leia: Government figures are a nonsense, anyway.
Admiral Drayson: I think Mon Mothma wants to ensure they're a complete nonsense.

 

Luke: You know, I think that R2 unit we bought might have been stolen.
Owen: Stolen? What do you mean stolen?
Luke: I mean dishonestly appropriating property belonging...
Owen: Yes I know what stolen means but what do you mean stolen?

 

Ahsoka Tano: After all your posturing, all your little speeches, you're nothing but a common thief.
Hondo Ohnaka: I am an exceptional thief, Miss Tano. And since I'm moving up to kidnapping, you should be more polite.

 

The Death Star project was a dream given form. Its goal: to prevent a rebellion by creating a place where loyal citizens could shoot at their problems equally. It's a port of call, home away from home for stormtroopers, Tie fighter pilots, Sith Lords and Emperors. Humans and droids wrapped in one quadrillion tons of spinning metal, all alone in the night. In can be a dangerous place, but its our last best hope for order.

 

Sabine: What do Lasat dream about?
Zeb: (staring into the distance) Things that would send chills down your spine, and keep you awake at night. ... it is better you do not know. Excuse me. (leaves)
Sabine: Is he joking?
Hera: You know, I can never tell.

 

Akbar: The shield is down! Commence attack on the Death Star's main reactor.
Lando: Its like I always said. The more things change, the more they stay the same.

 

Zam Wesell: I can change my shape.
Boba Fett: You mean you're a changeling?
Zam Wesell: Yes.
Boba Fett: But there's no such thing as changelings. They're make-believe. Everybody knows that.
Zam Wesell: I'm not make-believe.

 

Palpatine: You might ask, should we fear creating the Empire? And I answer you, not in the least. We should embrace the opportunity. The Empire recognizes us all for what we are. The true leaders of the Galaxy. And now that we are all joined together, equal partners in all endeavours, the only people with anything to fear will be our enemies. My new apprentice's birthday is in five days. To him and to loyal citizens everywhere, I make the following pledge. By the time his birthday dawns, there will not be a single Jedi alive inside the Empire or a single rebel base left within our borders. The Galaxy will be made whole. All that we have lost will be ours again, and anyone who stands in our way will be destroyed. This I vow with my life's blood.

 

Lando: Kessel. You fear to go into those mines. The Empire delved too greedily and too deep. You know what they awoke in the darkness of Kessendra.

 

Jango: No offense, but how do we know this is the real you?
Zam Wessell: I'd thought I would assume a pleasing shape.

 

Stormtrooper A: You do know there are more blasters in the Rim than there are in the Core? Everyone and their mums is packing around Tatooine.
Stormtrooper B: Like who?
Stormtrooper A: Moisture farmers.
Stormtrooper B: Who else?
Stormtrooper A: ... moisture farmers' mums.