Games Movie Quotes Applied to Star Wars

Know, O prince, that between the years when the Brotherhood of Darkness fell to the Army of Light, and the years of the rise of the Children of Skywalker, there was an Age undreamed of, when shining planets lay spread across the galaxy like blue mantles beneath the stars - Duro, Corellia, Ryloth, Kashyyyk, Alderaan with its chivalry, Mandalore that bordered to space of Roche asteroid field, Korriban with its shadow-guarded tombs, Hapes whose warriors wore steel and silk and gold. But the proudest planet of the galaxy was Coruscant, reigning supreme in the Core Worlds.
Hither came Solo, the Corellian; black-haired, sullen-eyed, blaster in hand, wookiee by his side; a thief, a reaver, a slayer, with gigantic melancholies and gigantic mirth, to take all she had to offer and leave nothing back.

 

Hello Ani. Come and play with us. Come and play with us, Ani. Forever... and ever... and ever.

 

"Your story may not have such a happy beginning, but that does not determine who we are. It is who we choose to be. So... who are you, Skywalker?"

"The jedi, huh? They are cool, aren't they? But it wasn't fighting that made them amazing. They each had to learn a secret of the Force before they became excellent."

 

"In the heart of Wild Space, there is a tribe of warriors known as the Zeison Sha. They strike fear into the hearts of all they cross. The Zeison Sha are masters of the throwing knife, wielding blades said to have been blessed by the Creator himself. Their aim is so murderously accurate, they can decapitate *three men*... with one strike."

 

Well, Leia - have the nerfs stopped screaming?

 

Wedge, your ego's writing checks your body can't cash!

 

You're dangerous, Anakin!

 

Dooku to Obi-Wan:

"I gave you the choice of aiding me willingly - but you have elected the way of pain!"

Sidious to Dooku:

"Build me an army worthy of Sith Lords!"

 

"Just remember what ol' Han Solo does when the earth quakes, and the blaster shots fall from the sky, and the pillars of Galaxy shake. Yeah, Han Solo just looks that big ol' storm right square in the eye and he says, 'Give me your best shot, pal. I can take it.'"

 

Leia (Hit Girl) "Ok you *****, let's see what you can do now"
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Anakin (Dirty Harry) is lectured by the Council bcs of his aggression. Meeting is ending...
Mace: "Anakin, I don't want any more trouble like you had last week here on Coruscant. Ok that's our policy"
Anakin: "Master when an adult male is chasing a female with intent to commit rape I decapitate the bastard, that's my policy"
Mace: "Intent? How did you establish that?"
Anakin: "Well when a naked Rodian is chasing a woman through an alley with a vibro blade & a hard on, I figure he isn't out collecting for the Red Cross"

 

- What I'd like to do today is get your version of what happened.
- Oh, you mean the truth.
- Of course. First, just state your name and your occupation for the record.
- Oh, Obi-Wan Kenobi. Farmer and hermit.
- Farmer. What kind of farm and where, please?
- Small-time farm. Near the Dune Sea, on Tatooine.
- Thank you. Now, before we get to the meat of this thing, do you at the present time have any knowledge of the whereabouts of a captain Han Solo?
- Oh, God. Will you leave him alone?
- Mr Kenobi, please. You could be in a great deal of trouble. A hole space station explodes in a ball of green flame. Green flame! All hell is breaking loose here. And there are people who say you’re involved, that you might be responsible, that you’re a very dangerous man. Now, if you’re protecting Han Solo…
- You leave Han Solo alone! We are in his debt. He showed great courage.
- Okay. But if I'm gonna be your attorney, there are a few things that I have to know that, uh, still don't make any sense to me. Like, um, you really believe in the Force?
- Oh, absolutely.
- Are you still serious about this? And, uh, monsters and ghosts as well, I suppose?
- Oh, sure. And sorcery.
- And I suppose that, uh, you expect me to believe in the Force as well?
- Of course!
- Why?
- Because it's real.
- How can I know that, Mr. Kenobi?
- How?
- Yes, how? Help me out here. Please, how?
[Kenobi raises his hands and everything on the lawyer's desk begins to levitate. The lawyer stares, open-mouthed]
- See? That was nothing. But that's how it always begins. Very small.

 

- My excellent good friends! How dost thou, C-3PO? Ah, R2-D2! Good droides, how do you both?
- As the indifferent creations of the maker.
- bedeep be-boo quiiiiiii bep bep. Frrrrrr bep-qui [Happy, in that we are not overhappy. On Fortune’s cap we are not the very button.]​

 

Do you ever dance with the Sith in the pale Endor moon light?

 

On second thoughts let's not go to Alderaan. Tis a silly place.

 

Why so Sidious?

 

You and your bullsith. You got a bullsith answer for everybody.

 

9 months prior to RotS.
Anakin sips his white russian after he & Padme have "done it".
He looks over at Padme & sees her rolling back & forth on her back with her knees tucked under her chin.
Anakin: "Er...what is that, yoga?"
Padme: "It helps conception"
Anakin spits his drink all over the room.

 

"Justice is balance. You destroyed my Death Star and left me for dead. Consider it even."

 

*during Qui-gon's death*
Quigon: Oh, look at that. I've been impaled.Haha

*it's from frozen*

 

Savage Oppress (singing) to Darth Maul: "Do you want to kill some Jedi?"

 

Hi I'm Ani Knoxville, and welcome to Darthass.

 

I'm not a Sith. I'm just ahead of the curve.

 

"Tsk! That's a crying shame ... when folks be throwing away some perfectly good white boys."
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Moments before the battle of Yavin:

"Today. Today... at the edge of our hope, at the end of our time, we have chosen not only to believe in ourselves, but in each other. Today there is not a man nor woman in here that shall stand alone. Not today. Today we face the Empire that is at our door, and bring the fight to them. Today, we are canceling the apocalypse!"

 

Screamed by Palpatine as he falls through the Death Star -
"You can run, jedi, but they gonna find your ass! And when they do, oh, Force, what they gonna do to your ass! They ain't gonna just kill you, jedi! You done ****ed up! This the Empire, jedi! You can't destroy the Empire! We been here! There's always gonna be an Empire! Skywalker! You uppity son of a...!"[the Death Star explodes]