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Vader and Palpatine: Hate is an open dooooorrr!
Said by the uplifted gorillas on Korda VI as they beat up the mandos: "Evolution has dealt a new hand--you lose!"
[Alderaan goes boom]
Leia: YOU MANIACS! YOU BLEW IT UP! AH, DAMN YOU! GOD DAMN YOU ALL TO HELL!
Lion King-Darth Vader re: stormtroopers and officers: "I'm surrounded by idiots."
"You built an empire beyond imagining: the pinnacle of civilizations' achievement and the envy of the galaxy. Did you think it would last? The eternal city — that glorious monument to power, culture, and learning... but the old wolf lies wounded by jackals, circled by vultures, worried to death by a thousand, tiny, faceless mouths, brought low by your own arrogance. These are the death throes of the Republic. The light of civilization dims and scatters. And if such precious time left to hide your women, for your children to cry. Even at the moment of your final defeat, you will take no comfort in oblivion — for I am coming for you. I RIDE WITH A MILLION WARRIORS! I BRING THE END OF DAYS! I AM THE SCOURGE OF GOD!... And I will watch your world... burn."
- Mandalore the Indomitable
Justice is balance. You destroyed my Death Star and left me for dead. Consider us even.
General Grievous: There are no strings on me!
Star wars: The Emperor King
Luke everything the Force touches is our kingdom
How many times do I have to use Force Lightning on you, boy?
Princess Leia: The price of freedom is high but it's a price I'm willing to pay
Ezra: "Just a little snack, guys."
Aresko & Grint: "Rip him open, take it back guys!"
Fellows, let's be reasonable, huh? This is not the time or the place to perform some kind of a half-assed autopsy on a fish... And I'm not going to stand here and see that thing cut open and see that little Kitster boy spill out all over the dock.
There is only one Dark Lord of the Sith and he does not share power.
You cannot pass, I am a servant of the Jedi Order wielder of the flame of Mustafar, you cannot pass, the darkside will not avail you, Sith Go back to the lava!
If there is, in fact, a live Krayt Dragon, don't waken it.
Han, to the Ewoks, on Endor:
"As sure as my name is Han Solo, the people of Endor will conquer their own personal Palpatine, who also happens to be, the actual Palpatine."
"In place of a Senate you shall have an Emperor"
"You're a Force sensitive Luke"
"I am a what?"
"A force sensitive."
Rancor to Luke
"You have spirit for one so small. I'm going to close my eyes and count to ten - it will make the chase more interesting. For me. 1, 2, 3, 4...."
"Did you hear that, my pet? All these years they've been looking for a Padawan!"
"I am sick and tired of these Mother****ing sith in this mother****ing senate!"
*singing* "Mother Talzin knows best! Listen to your mother, it's a scary universe out there! Mother Talzin knows best, one way or another, a Jedi will come along, I swear!"
Lethal Weapon 2
Palps: Sith-lomatic Immunity!
Luke to Jabba: "Let them go! Let them go! You can't hold me back any more! ....the bounty hunters never bothered me anyway."
Mace Windu, on seeing the Zillo Beast:
"You're gonna need a bigger starship."
Mace: I'm not giving you that money. I'm buying something from you. Wanna know what I'm buyin' Anakin?
Mace:: Your life. I'm givin' you that money so I don't have to kill your #%&*. You read the Bible?
Anakin: Not regularly.
Mace: There's a passage I got memorized. Ezekiel 25:17. "The path of the righteous man is beset on all sides by the inequities of the selfish and the tyranny of evil men. Blessed is he who, in the name of charity and good will, shepherds the weak through the valley of the darkness, for he is truly his brother's keeper and the finder of lost children. And I will strike down upon thee with great vengeance and furious anger those who attempt to poison and destroy My brothers. And you will know I am the Lord when I lay My vengeance upon you." Now... I been sayin' that poodoo for years. And if you ever heard it, that meant your #%$*. You'd be dead right now. I never gave much thought to what it meant. I just thought it was a cold-blooded thing to say to a nerf-herder before I popped a blade in his #%$*. But I saw some poodoo this mornin' made me think twice. See, now I'm thinking: maybe it means you're the evil man. And I'm the righteous man. And Mr. Purple-Lightsaber here... he's the shepherd protecting my righteous #%&* in the valley of darkness. Or it could mean you're the righteous man and I'm the shepherd and it's the world that's evil and selfish. And I'd like that. But that poodoo ain't the truth. The truth is you're the weak. And I'm the tyranny of evil men. But I'm tryin', Anakin. I'm tryin' real hard to be the shepherd."