my last wweek in Glasgow

I think I need some advice on this...Cass, CASS, help...

 

It's simple. Gav's my sock and I like arguing with myself.

 

But you have over 7,000 posts as a sock and Gav has over 9,000.

 

I sincerely hope that TTG is not Gav's sock.......
cos if she is..,,, that means that all those passionate PM messages I sent to TTG..... well .....oooh God ......

eeeh.... it was all a joke I knew all along... I did... I was just ..... eh ..... joining in.....

Hahaha..... Gav you card you..... haha .....delete those PMs mate, eh? go on... be a pal....

Christ

 

LMAO at DD.

I am confused though see told you I was.

 

Chill Mr DD, Gav's all woman.

Gav's *my* sock. Probably one of my least inventive creations, but an endearing lil character nonetheless.

Besides I can't delete your pms - they're all stuck together.

 

PMs = Premature eMissions
Penile Muck
Personal Mayonnaise
Projected Mess

 

LOL @ Personal Mayo

I shall never put a PM in my pocket again.

 

*bangs DD over the head with a frying pan*

And I thought I was the only one you were sending those to!

 

I think we've all been made false promises Shara and I for one feel dirty and used. Finally!

 

PadawanSDM never misses a chance to dig me up for not finishing "Star Wars- In Glaswegian" yet....

This week, I promise you. Barring any more real world difficulties involving the neighbours, the in-laws, the police etc etc

:: goes away to ponder penning some pulsating purple poems of penetrating PM passion for TTG and Shara ::

 

I'm sure both Shara and TTG's breath is suitable baited

And as for me, well SW in Glaswegian is one thing but oh the promises in those PMs

 

Those weren't just empty promises.....
I sent you the pictures to prove it too

 

Shhh - they'll all want some

 

Pulsating personailsed purple poems? Excellent.

How about I give you the working title, 'Filthy Yoghurt' and you see what you can come up with?

 

Too much aliteration there Rachel...

My head will probably burst

 

Do you mean Rachel or Andy

 

//sigh...

 

Don't feckin sigh - just tell me

 

I did. I emailed you

And I wasnt sighing at you.

 

It's okay - the medicine has kicked in and I feel better now