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Beyond - Legends My Life as a Stoner, or How I Stalked Talon Intelligence Squadron - Diary Ch '09 updated 2/26/16!!

Discussion in 'Fan Fiction- Before, Saga, and Beyond' started by Lady Belligerent , Jan 3, 2009.

  1. Lady Belligerent

    Lady Belligerent • WNU Adoptions Coordinator• star 7 VIP - Game Host

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    Title: My Life as a Stoner, or How I Stalked Talon Intelligence Squadron
    Author: Jag4Me
    Timeframe: 10ish ABY
    Characters: Jag4Me, the self proclaimed president of teh Stone FC
    Keywords: Diary, Talon, TIS
    Summary: Strap in folks, we're going to stalk the TIS!

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    Thanks to my super amazing beta, the one and only Trika_Kenobi![:D]
    [:D]and:*to the TIS for not calling the cops to have me jailed and slapping me with a restraining order.[face_mischief]


    My Life as a Stoner, or How I Stalked Talon Intelligence Squadron

    I'll never forget the day I first laid eyes on him. He was in a convenience store buying cheap booze down in the dodgiest levels of Coruscant. I don't recall what I was buying because when I saw him I was overwhelmed.

    I fell into step behind him to see where he was going, anything to give me a clue as to who this hawt man could be. At the next corner he stopped and started arguing with a woman who had been waiting there. The woman had a disturbing mop of braids that were in a tangle resembling a hawkbat's nest.

    Since there was a crowd I was able to get in closer and I heard her growl at him, "You know I hate eblowdberry. You know it!"

    The gorgeous hunk beamed at her with his charming smile, "Of course, I knew. That's why I bought it. Get your own wine, Trika."

    Please say his name, please say his name, please say his name.

    "So help me, Staff Sergeant Janus Talson. You can trust that I'll get you for this, Stone," the woman spat with a slick smile. "As usual," she added when he wasn't listening.

    That's the last thing I remember before opening my eyes and looking deep into his. His?

    "Where am I?" I gasped and tried to sit up.

    "Easy now, lay back and let us finish checking your vitals. You passed out on a crowded pedestrian path," he said a calm, sexy voice.

    Next thing I know there's a tangle of braids dangling in my face. "Clearly she was frightened by your ugly mug and passed out. Now let's move it!" The braided woman elbowed him in the gut. "We have to get back to base."


    A firm hand shoved the woman aside and he leaned back over me.

    "Have you been ill or have any preexisting conditions?" Stone asked... yes, that was what she called him. Staff Sergeant Janus "Stone" Talson.

    "No, no illness. Unless being in love is considered an illness?" I sighed.

    Then I was gifted with the same charming smile he had given the Trika woman.
     
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  2. JediXManSerenaKenobi

    JediXManSerenaKenobi Jedi Padawan star 4

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    HAHAHA!!! Oh my gosh, I can't wait to read more!! PM list please!!

    - Serena
     
  3. Ceillean

    Ceillean Jedi Grand Master star 5

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    [face_laugh][face_laugh]

    Do we have to fear for Stone now? [face_laugh]

    Love at first sight, huh?

    PM me when you update, please? [face_batting]
     
  4. Trika_Kenobi

    Trika_Kenobi Jedi Master star 6

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    This diary is going to be made of so much awesome that I won't be able to contain myself. What a wonderful start! I mean, there are a lot of Talons to love, and to love Stone most of all means you've got to be a little bit off your rocker. I'm sure Trika will be making quite a few "appearances," and with the rest of the Talons prowling about for jokes and pranks, there's sure to be too many laughs to handle. The hilarity of stalking TIS is sure to be golden all year-round.

    Great work, great idea! I definitely want on your PM list, and I'll be keeping track of your stalking while doing the beta thing. [face_mischief]
     
  5. NYCitygurl

    NYCitygurl Manager Emeritus star 9 VIP - Former Mod/RSA

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    [face_laugh] [face_laugh] This is freaking hilarious!! Please add me to your PM list :D
     
  6. YodaKenobi

    YodaKenobi VIP star 6 VIP

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    [face_laugh]

    I think this is the first time I've actually seen the word "hawt" used in a fic :p

    "Have you been ill or have any preexisting conditions?" Stone asked... yes, that was what she called him. Staff Sergeant Janus "Stone" Talson.
    "No, no illness. Unless being in love is considered an illness?" I sighed.


    [face_laugh]

    I'm not very familiar with Trika's Talon Intelligence stuff but this was very funny, Jag4me :D Great job =D=
     
  7. canadianjedimama

    canadianjedimama Jedi Knight star 4

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    OMG Connie... too freaking funny! [face_laugh] :_| [face_laugh]

    I agree with Wes, I don't know that I've seen hawt used in a fic before. Definitely in a response, but never as internal POV from a fic character... :D

    We may have to have a new catagory come the fic awards, eh? Best use of "Hawt" "Day-umn" ect. o_O

    Great stuff! PM me when you update!

    Cyn
     
  8. Princess Cambria

    Princess Cambria Jedi Master star 4

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    OMG... What a riot!!! [face_laugh] And I can so see you doing that too. ;) :p

    Bravo, my dear twin. =D= Simply can't wait for more. PM please. [face_batting]
     
  9. Darth Muis

    Darth Muis Jedi Padawan star 4

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    Great start Jag! Maybe at some point we as TIS will have to repay the favor and have your character make an appearance. We'll see. ;)
     
  10. Lady Belligerent

    Lady Belligerent • WNU Adoptions Coordinator• star 7 VIP - Game Host

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    Thanks, Serena! I hope you'll continue to enjoy the madness.[:D]

    Ceillean - Don't be afraid for Stone, I have a feeling he loves it.:p

    Trikes - Don't bother containing yourself, and I'll attach a GPS so you can monitor stalking activities.

    Nat - thanks! I'm glad you liked!

    Thanks for reading![:D] Please try and read the Talon's stories, they're highly enjoyable and once you get started you'll be lining up for more!:cool:

    Cyn - We may have to have a new catagory come the fic awards, eh? Best use of "Hawt" "Day-umn" ect.
    You're so sweet! [:D] More insanity will be coming up - soon.;)

    Cam - thanks my dearest Diva Twin.[:D]

    DarthMuis - :eek: Don't tease me like that, doll. My old heart can't handle that kind of shock.[:D]


    An update is right around the next corner! We're going to start tracking my man of mystery.[face_love]





     
  11. Lady Belligerent

    Lady Belligerent • WNU Adoptions Coordinator• star 7 VIP - Game Host

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    I've spent every spare moment combing the HoloNet to find information on this man. He's definitely a holodrama star because he knew exactly what questions to ask when I woke from fainting. It was all too perfect, as if he had read those lines countless times.

    Wait. I smacked my hand on my forehead and recalled what the woman said. Staff Sergeant... he's military. Why didn't I think of that sooner? All the hours that I wasted searching the grocery store tabloids... and I'm still blushing over the ads in those free dating flimsies I grabbed from the lobbies of bars to look for him in.

    Then the glowrod over my head clicked on! I'll hire a private investigator and track down Stone. One of my co-workers had used a PI to check out a boyfriend recently so I got the name from her.

    On my break I dialed up Stud Mackrel and arranged for him to put together a file on Mr. Staff Sergeant Janus Talson.

    My New Year's resolutions are to find Stone and then to get to know him...well. With Stud on the team, this'll be a piece of cake.
     
  12. Ceillean

    Ceillean Jedi Grand Master star 5

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    and I?m still blushing over the ads in those free dating flimsies I grabbed from the lobbies of bars to look for him in.

    [face_laugh][face_laugh]

    With Stud on the team, this?ll be a piece of cake.

    With a name like that? [face_laugh]
    A piece of cake indeed. :p

    Good luck hunting down Stone! :D
     
  13. JediXManSerenaKenobi

    JediXManSerenaKenobi Jedi Padawan star 4

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    With Stud on the team...

    [face_laugh][face_laugh][face_laugh]

    Awesome update!! :D:) Please continue!

    - Serena
     
  14. Trika_Kenobi

    Trika_Kenobi Jedi Master star 6

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    ... because he knew exactly what questions to ask when I woke from fainting.

    LOL. Like a good doctor from ER, I suppose? I think when Jag fainted she also hit her head, and there will be more delusional occurrences to come. :p

    This Stud really has his work cut out for him. Poor guy doesn't know what he's going to be attempting to find and what he will probably never find out about the man. Great update! Hilarious fangirl rantings, as usual! [face_laugh]

    Trikes
     
  15. Princess Cambria

    Princess Cambria Jedi Master star 4

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    My New Year's resolutions are to find Stone and then to get to know him...well. With Stud on the team, this?ll be a piece of cake.

    *giggles* Now that's a New Year's resolution worth keeping. ;) :D

    Keep em coming... [face_batting]
     
  16. NYCitygurl

    NYCitygurl Manager Emeritus star 9 VIP - Former Mod/RSA

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    [face_laugh] [face_laugh] Awesome :D I love the PI named Stud :D
     
  17. snowspeeder_gunner

    snowspeeder_gunner Jedi Padawan star 4

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    Hahahahah! Yes! That was awesome!

    I would quote some of it, but I was pretty much laughing the whole way through. I would love to be on the PM list!

    Keep up the great work!
     
  18. Jedi_Perigrine

    Jedi_Perigrine Jedi Master star 4

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    Great job, Jag! You know how to make me giggle. I'm definitely looking forward to more!
     
  19. Lady Belligerent

    Lady Belligerent • WNU Adoptions Coordinator• star 7 VIP - Game Host

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    Ceillean - Stud's going to need all the luck he can get![face_laugh]

    JediXManSerenaKenobi - I'm glad you're liking our Talon stalking.:D

    Trikes - LOL. Like a good doctor from ER, I suppose? That's the only explanation that makes sense, right?:p

    Cam -[:D] Keep em coming... Stay tuned!

    Nat -I love the PI named Stud [face_laugh] I tried to think of a name that I couldn't say without giggling.:p

    snowy! - I'm glad you're enjoying the stalking! [:D]

    Jedi_Perigrine - thanks for reading! More laughs and mayhem are definitely coming up.

     
  20. angry_bendu1

    angry_bendu1 Jedi Youngling star 2

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    I had to see what the hoopla was about. Man, oh man was it worth clickin'![face_laugh]

    My New Year's resolutions are to find Stone and then to get to know him...well.

    Well, well, huh?;):p

    Stone. Stoner. Wait, I get it!:-B

    Great job!=D= Can't wait for more! Oh, and if you have a pm list I'd really like to be added.

    Thanks![face_peace]
     
  21. Lady Belligerent

    Lady Belligerent • WNU Adoptions Coordinator• star 7 VIP - Game Host

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    Thanks! I'm glad you're enjoying the ride!

    Next you must get caught up on the Talon stories and you haven't lived til you try Bullwinkle's caf.[face_mischief]

     
  22. Trika_Kenobi

    Trika_Kenobi Jedi Master star 6

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    fixed... medic!
     
  23. Lady Belligerent

    Lady Belligerent • WNU Adoptions Coordinator• star 7 VIP - Game Host

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    I met with Stud today on my lunch break. He's sort of weird but I'm feeling pretty good about his competence. I'm just getting basic information and Stud's promised to have it ready in less than 10 days. Next payday I'll be able to cover his fee for the juicy details like what brand of toothpaste, etc.

    We could be planning the wedding by spring!

    In other news, my team at work set a sales record and we won a weekend in Mos Eisley. Our boss claimed it's the trip of a lifetime so I'm pretty excited.

    Gotta get packed!
     
  24. Trika_Kenobi

    Trika_Kenobi Jedi Master star 6

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    Brand of toothpaste? Oh lawd. You've lost it, woman! :oops:

    And oh yes! A spring wedding! I'm sure that's just right up Stone's alley! He seems the romantic type. LOL. :p

    Great, hilarious update! =D=

    Trikes
     
  25. snowspeeder_gunner

    snowspeeder_gunner Jedi Padawan star 4

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    Toothpaste....wedding!

    Seems like a normal progression of a relationship to me!

    Keep up the great work! :D