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Beyond - Legends My Life as a Stoner, or How I Stalked Talon Intelligence Squadron - Diary Ch '09 updated 2/26/16!!

Discussion in 'Fan Fiction- Before, Saga, and Beyond' started by Lady Belligerent , Jan 3, 2009.

  1. Jedi_Perigrine

    Jedi_Perigrine Jedi Master star 4

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    Stud and I went back to the store... well, the crater...

    Love that line, that's wonderful! Keep up the good work, your diary is awesome. :D
     
  2. canadianjedimama

    canadianjedimama Jedi Knight star 4

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    She saw her Stone! But he got away! Oh noes! [face_worried] But honestly, I almost stopped reading after the nekkid Gammorean comment... the mental image was almost too much. [face_sick]

    But Stone in a nest?!? :confused:

    Nice updates... made me laugh [face_laugh]

    Cyn
     
  3. THE_PIED_PIPER

    THE_PIED_PIPER Chapter Rep Knoxville, TN star 4

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    I'm ashamed to say that I'm just now catching up on this, Connie - and it has been my loss. This is very original and your OC's are fantastic. :) I'm quite taken by Stone myself... [face_blush] I'm a few chapter in and am loving it.

    Don't know about a vacation in Mos Eisley, though, unless you're an avid sunbather. :p I had to give it up. :(

    Please add me to PM so I can stay caught up. [:D]

    Kick
     
  4. Lady Belligerent

    Lady Belligerent • WNU Adoptions Coordinator• star 7 VIP - Game Host

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    Seriously! I mean, they didn't strike the match that caused the whole thing to blow.:rolleyes: :p Thanks so much for reading!

    lol Love that! Thanks for checking in!

    Yes, I can't imagine what that could mean.[face_mischief]

    Indeed!:DPlus she's so much fun to have around, right?

    Thanks, Peri! I'm glad you're enjoying it![:D]

    Yeah, why teh Nest? *cough* Um, you should visit the [link=http://www.talonintelligencesquadron.com/]Nest[/link] sometime.[face_shhh]

    Hey, Kick![:D] Thanks so much for reading.:) I'm glad you're enjoying it.

    The latest adventure will be up soon. Thanks, everyone![:D]



     
  5. Lady Belligerent

    Lady Belligerent • WNU Adoptions Coordinator• star 7 VIP - Game Host

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    Stud's finally got his hearing back from the little accident at the store. Mine was better days ago... the doc said that Stud should avoid any loud music or explosions for awhile.

    The construction at The Landing Beacon is almost done. We're almost ready to open, but there was a small problem in the kitchen that set us back a couple of months. Stud and I had an idea for a new dessert and, well... let's just say it took out a few of the new chef droids. Mr. T was just happy that no living beings were injured in our experiment.

    He banned us from the kitchen for now.

    Miss Lula is planning a big party to celebrate her new book that's being published. She'll be leaving afterward to go on tour to promote it, and if we weren't going with her for part of the tour I think I'd be really depressed. I mean, how can she leave at a time like this? I was so close to my Stone.

    Stud wrote me this little poem to make me feel better:

    I first saw him one night at the store
    The man is truly hardcore

    He's just so hawt that I almost convulsed
    When all he did was check my pulse

    Then my Stone touched me with his stethoscope
    It made my heart leap like an antelope

    My Stone was so close
    Now I'm feeling quite morose

    If only those silly Squibs hadn't lit up a smoke
    Stone and I would be snogging beneath my cloak
     
  6. JediXManSerenaKenobi

    JediXManSerenaKenobi Jedi Padawan star 4

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    Only one word to describe:

    HILARIOUS!! [face_laugh][face_laugh][face_laugh]

    That poem was just too much. [face_laugh] Fantastic update!!!

    - Serena
     
  7. NYCitygurl

    NYCitygurl Manager Emeritus star 9 VIP - Former Mod/RSA

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    [face_laugh] [face_laugh] [face_laugh] Oh, that poem is fabulous :D
     
  8. Darth_wanderguard

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    the docs said that Stud should avoid any loud music or explosions for awhile.

    [face_laugh]
     
  9. padawan lunetta

    padawan lunetta Jedi Grand Master star 6

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    Hehhehe hilarious update! I love the poem!
     
  10. Jedi_Perigrine

    Jedi_Perigrine Jedi Master star 4

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    I love how Stud's supposed to stay away from explosions for now. lol And the poem was durn good too. Nice job! I want more!
     
  11. Trika_Kenobi

    Trika_Kenobi Jedi Master star 6

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    Stud the poet! This guy has stuck around through thick and thin and can write from the heart, I see! Sounds like a winner to me in case this whole thing with Stone doesn't work out... :p

    Great update! =D=
     
  12. THE_PIED_PIPER

    THE_PIED_PIPER Chapter Rep Knoxville, TN star 4

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    Connie this = Funny as heck. [face_laugh]

    Stud?s finally got his hearing back from the little accident at the store. Mine was better days ago... the docs said that Stud should avoid any loud music or explosions for awhile.

    Needless to say. :p


    He banned us from the kitchen for now.

    No worries - so am I. [face_blush]




    I was so close to my Stone.

    You know that could be interpreted as something entirely different. [face_mischief]



    I first saw him one night at the store
    The man is truly hardcore

    He?s just so hawt that I almost convulsed
    When all he did was check my pulse

    Then my Stone touched me with his stethoscope
    It made my heart leap like an antelope

    My Stone was so close
    Now I?m feeling quite morose

    If only those silly Squibs hadn?t lit up a smoke
    Stone and I would be snogging beneath my cloak


    [face_thinking]

    Without my Stone
    I feel sober and alone

    banned from the kitchen
    hungry and prolonged....

    [face_thinking]

    Nah... :p


    I really enjoy this - you do first person very well Connie. :)


    ~Kick'ika





     
  13. YodaKenobi

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    Sorry I'm late!

    the docs said that Stud should avoid any loud music or explosions for awhile.

    [face_laugh]

    Then my Stone touched me with his stethoscope
    It made my heart leap like an antelope


    [face_laugh] [face_laugh] [face_laugh]

    Great poetry and post, Jag4Me =D= That was beautiful :p

     
  14. Lilith Demodae

    Lilith Demodae Jedi Grand Master star 4

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    That poem is just fantastic! Not great literature, but terribly funny, all the same.

    Another great post.
     
  15. canadianjedimama

    canadianjedimama Jedi Knight star 4

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    You said 'snog' again. :D

    [face_laugh]

    I loved it!

    Cyn
     
  16. Lady Belligerent

    Lady Belligerent • WNU Adoptions Coordinator• star 7 VIP - Game Host

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    Thanks everyone for reading and commenting! Life has been so crazy here but I'm working on an epic update. :D



    Things have been so crazy here that I've been terrible at keeping you updated on my search for Stone.
    Mr. T, Stud, and me have been traveling with Lula for her book tour. It's been very exciting and we've seen some amazing places!

    Anyway, Stud is hooked on a new video game and stays glued to his datapad around the clock. Mr. T is thinking about putting him in rehab.

    Tonight we are going to a party on Mon Cal, Mr. T told Stud and I that we couldn't bring any spy stuff and nothing flammable. I'll let you know how it goes.
     
  17. Ceillean

    Ceillean Jedi Grand Master star 5

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    I loled at the rehab. Sounds familiar in so many ways -- but not me. :p Yet.
    Sorry I haven't been commenting much. Life's insane, I tell you! ;)
     
  18. Lilith Demodae

    Lilith Demodae Jedi Grand Master star 4

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    Nothing flamable, lol!
     
  19. Trika_Kenobi

    Trika_Kenobi Jedi Master star 6

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    LOL. I can't wait for the next update, but this one still made me chuckle. :p
     
  20. Jedi_Perigrine

    Jedi_Perigrine Jedi Master star 4

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    I have to agree with the lol-age about 'nothing flamable'. Wonder if he's ready for loud noises yet... ;)

    Good stuff! Keep it comin!
     
  21. Iverna

    Iverna Jedi Master star 4

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    I just stumbled across this story--love the idea, and it's so funny! You're doing a great job with your character's voice, she's got a very distinct personality. I love the "oh well" attitude to all her various disasters. Brilliant! =D=
     
  22. NYCitygurl

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    [face_laugh] [face_laugh] Too funny :D I love the idea of Mr. T sending Stubb to rehab and them all being on Miss Lula's book tour.
     
  23. YodaKenobi

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    Tonight we are going to a party on Mon Cal, Mr. T told Stud and I that we couldn't bring any spy stuff and nothing flammable.

    [face_laugh]

    I liked the rehab line too. He must be one of those WoW players :p

    Nice job =D=
     
  24. THE_PIED_PIPER

    THE_PIED_PIPER Chapter Rep Knoxville, TN star 4

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    Tonight we are going to a party on Mon Cal, Mr. T told Stud and I that we couldn't bring any spy stuff and nothing flammable. I'll let you know how it goes.

    Oh... please do. o_O

    :*

     
  25. canadianjedimama

    canadianjedimama Jedi Knight star 4

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    Well, the flammable stuff wouldn't be all that bad since it's Mon Cal with lots of water... [face_whistling]

    O:)

    [face_laugh]

    Cyn