My mother would like a word with you, Sam!

She wants to know why a strange man from England is sending her daughter underwear for Christmas!

 

HEY! That was MY THONG!!!

anyway,

Nick "Shorty" Long

 

He'll be trying to add you to his long list Beth

Hope everyone had a nice Christmas. I did... until later on when my Dad got drunk and ruined everything

 

I was gonna get the bright blue, red and white thong, but was restrained by Cass

Thanks for the cheese, by the way. I figured out how to get the stuff out after I squirted half of it into my hand! Tastes okay considering it comes from a can!

Thanks too to Andy for Yojimbo! Started watching it this morning when I got home, but was called away by the aroma of frying bacon and eggs.
Thanks to Arun for the amazing CD!
Thanks to Jon and Cass again for the yoda, Watchmen, LOTR calendar and wurzels record!

Hope you've all had a great xmas and speak to you soon!

 

Yeah well, as soon as I quit blushing and trying to hide it from my mother I got a good laugh over it. I was running late and stupidly threw it in the bag meant for my mom's house. Ooops.

Dude, all you have to do is press the stick thing with your thumb.....and I know it's not that bad! You think I'd have sent you a completely crappy present?!

 

Morning....

//Wears smiley slippers from Beth

 

You like Mr. Lickey?

 

Lets just say I can see the Irony

 

LOL!

I thought they were a nice compromise. And hey, there's underwear to match for your birthday.

 

Nina keeps forcing me to wear them...and Nina's parent's dog Charlie the giant Schnauzer..keeps attacking them when they're on my feet..

all in all...popular footware...thank you..

The cheese in a can on the other hand....

 

Hehehe....I think I like your girlfriend.

Oh come on, loosen up! Just squirt it directly into your mouth!

 

Man...it looks rank..I'm just counting my blessings it wasn't Nacho flavour...

 

Don't knock til ya try it. Sam kind of likes his.

 

He's a farmer...those people eat raw potatoes for supper..I on the other hand have a more sophisticated palet

 

rolls eyes

 

What else does America put in a air-pressured areosol can...Apple pie?...roast chicken?

 

Whipped cream.

 

okay....

 

All the better to take to bed with you.

But that's about it. Cheese I'll eat cause it's fun and whipped cream cause it's kinky but I tend to avoid anything else in a squirt can.

 

have you been drinking?

 

Why? Am I stuttering?

 

No..you just seem..well..loose of tongue

 

Did you sleep in on Christmas morning?

 

No I was up at 9am and drunk by 10.30am...then opened the most bizarre set of gifts anyone has ever bought me...

 

9:30? That's in to me. I was up at 6 am, on the road by 7 to split one day between three houses.

Ok, so my point? I"M TIRED, DUDE!

bizarre gifts?