My mother would like a word with you, Sam!

no just more about your ability to meet women. I blame living in a bell tower.

 

Okay, so I don't go out as much as some of you people. Is that a crime here?!

Having said that, only Andrea was not initially from a meeting-them-in-person happening now...

 

Starship Earth?

Asian babes?

Another Arun vs. nutball girl story?

rolls eyes

When does Cass come back?

 

stop saying now after every sentance please... it's freaking me out

 

LOL

 

> my last 4 gfs have all been foreign now. Does that say something about the
talent here though?!

I will forgive you for this remark Mr M on the grounds that you've never been lucky enough to meet me (and really, those Buy One Get One Free International Bride catalogues are going to get you in trouble one day )

 

Yes quite true. Perhaps sometime this year at a meetup then TTG?

Catalogs huh? I'd probably have just as much luck

 

Unfortunately, I live in Royston Vasey, I'll never leave. I'm far too local for your exotic tastes.

I hear the new copy of Sheeps (_!_)'s Weekly is on sale in all good newsagents now