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Discussion in 'United Kingdom' started by AFIdude666, Apr 25, 2002.

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  1. MayhemUK

    MayhemUK Jedi Padawan star 4

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    More like Heave Ho mateys...
     
    MayhemUK, Apr 25, 2002
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  2. Tanktopgirl

    Tanktopgirl Jedi Knight star 5

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    closest of His Majesty's West Indian Colonies!!

    I'd love to Cap'n only...

    // gets scurvy

    ... my fingernails have fallen off...

    Roger the Cabin Boy - plot our course by the moon

    Er...it's ok Master Bates..you can stop bending over now...I said moon, not eclipse



     
    Tanktopgirl, Apr 25, 2002
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  3. AlphaWolf

    AlphaWolf Manager Emeritus star 5 VIP - Former Mod/RSA

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    keep it clean.
     
    AlphaWolf, Apr 25, 2002
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  4. ObiJohnKenobi

    ObiJohnKenobi Jedi Youngling star 4

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    Hear that mateys? Admiral Alpha bids ye swab the deck!

    Swab it, I say! Swab it!
     
    ObiJohnKenobi, Apr 25, 2002
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  5. Ooh_Aah_Cantona

    Ooh_Aah_Cantona Jedi Knight star 6

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    Do we have to clean the sails as well Admiral Alpha?

    //still can't walk straight....

    Couldn't we have bought a girl on the journey? I don't know if I can keep this up.
     
    Ooh_Aah_Cantona, Apr 25, 2002
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  6. AFIdude666

    AFIdude666 Jedi Padawan star 4

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    YES!! YOU HEAR WHAT MISSIONARY ALPHAWOLF SAID?? KEEP IT CLEAN!! WHICH MEANS YOU... CABIN BOY! CLEAN UP THAT PILE OF VOMIT!!
     
    AFIdude666, Apr 25, 2002
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  7. AFIdude666

    AFIdude666 Jedi Padawan star 4

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    THERE ARE ENOUGH WOMEN ON THIS VOYAGE ALREADY!! NOW GET TO IT YOU SCARVY LANDLUBBER!!
     
    AFIdude666, Apr 25, 2002
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  8. MomentOfTriumph

    MomentOfTriumph Jedi Knight star 5

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    tell me first mate, do you like it on the poop deck?


    and other such stupid jokes.
     
    MomentOfTriumph, Apr 25, 2002
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  9. Ooh_Aah_Cantona

    Ooh_Aah_Cantona Jedi Knight star 6

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    then why does every one visit me? //mumbles under his breath// BGRMLs....
     
    Ooh_Aah_Cantona, Apr 25, 2002
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  10. MOTs_Minx

    MOTs_Minx Jedi Knight star 6

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    //dances hornpipe

    Ummm...cap'n, just what good does the hornpipe do?
     
    MOTs_Minx, Apr 25, 2002
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  11. Tanktopgirl

    Tanktopgirl Jedi Knight star 5

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    Missionary Alpha

    ROTF ROTF ROTF

    // wears yellow sou'wester

    // wonders if the chin strap's attractive
     
    Tanktopgirl, Apr 25, 2002
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  12. ObiJohnKenobi

    ObiJohnKenobi Jedi Youngling star 4

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    CREW: Have you got the hornpipe??

    CAPTAIN: No, I always walk like this.
     
    ObiJohnKenobi, Apr 25, 2002
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  13. garrettendi

    garrettendi Jedi Padawan star 4

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    Cook reporting for duty sah.
     
    garrettendi, Apr 25, 2002
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  14. MOTs_Minx

    MOTs_Minx Jedi Knight star 6

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    Has Mayhem started the HMS Pinafore songs yet?
     
    MOTs_Minx, Apr 25, 2002
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  15. garrettendi

    garrettendi Jedi Padawan star 4

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    Hey! Who's been swigging the kitchen grog?
     
    garrettendi, Apr 25, 2002
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  16. MayhemUK

    MayhemUK Jedi Padawan star 4

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    I'm not singing on this trip... I'll let Chet do it, his voice is pitched high enough at the moment to do it properly.
     
    MayhemUK, Apr 25, 2002
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  17. ObiJohnKenobi

    ObiJohnKenobi Jedi Youngling star 4

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    Same person who's been grogging the kitchen swig, matey.
     
    ObiJohnKenobi, Apr 25, 2002
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  18. garrettendi

    garrettendi Jedi Padawan star 4

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    I thought AFI was going to be sensible about this.

    But no.......

    He's gone and let someone snaff the kitchen grog.

    And if I find out who grogged the kitchen snaff, I mean grogged the snaff's kitchen, i mean...

    ah crap.

    Well if I find the culprit they'll be peeling spuds instead of eating diinner.
     
    garrettendi, Apr 25, 2002
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  19. Tanktopgirl

    Tanktopgirl Jedi Knight star 5

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    Yo ho ho and bottle a rum

    // holds Garrett over board above snapping shark jaws with one hand

    // swigs grog with the other hand

    // strokes Edith with the other hand

     
    Tanktopgirl, Apr 25, 2002
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  20. garrettendi

    garrettendi Jedi Padawan star 4

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    //ignites lightsaber

    slices through and sharks and uses the "Force" to fly over TTG's head.

    Quick Edith, go for the legs!

    //Edith approaches menacingly towards TTG.
     
    garrettendi, Apr 25, 2002
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  21. Tanktopgirl

    Tanktopgirl Jedi Knight star 5

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    Edith dahling...stop duct taping daddy to the plank

    // laughs so hard shoulders bob up and down

    // waves bye bye to Garrett

    // swigs rum

    // burps
     
    Tanktopgirl, Apr 25, 2002
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  22. garrettendi

    garrettendi Jedi Padawan star 4

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    "shoulders"?

    eugh.

    //Snatches rum.
     
    garrettendi, Apr 25, 2002
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  23. Tanktopgirl

    Tanktopgirl Jedi Knight star 5

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    What's wrong with my shoulders...best pair of shoulders this side of the damn Pennines...

    // points @ Garretts nose

    Eeeeeeeeuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuugggggggggghhh


     
    Tanktopgirl, Apr 25, 2002
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  24. Ooh_Aah_Cantona

    Ooh_Aah_Cantona Jedi Knight star 6

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    best pair of shoulders this side of the damn Pennines...

    That's not really a good endoresment........

















    Tubbs.
     
    Ooh_Aah_Cantona, Apr 25, 2002
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  25. Tanktopgirl

    Tanktopgirl Jedi Knight star 5

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    These are local shoulders for local people - we'll have no trouble heeeeeere...

    // points @ Garrett's ear

    Eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeuuuuuuuuuuuggggggggggh
     
    Tanktopgirl, Apr 25, 2002
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