Naval Recruitment office

Mayhem grogged in that grog

 

Mmmnnn chewy....

// gives Mayhem another blackspot and one of Chet's bumnuts

 

gives Mayhem another blackspot and one of Chet's bumnuts

that will never fill him up. Give him one of yours, Seaman Staines.

 

I don't touch bumnuts with a bargepole, let alone my hands. That's grub for the lower classes... as an officer, I'm well above it heh.

 

Oh go on Mayhem...touch the bumnut - you know you want to...

 

But if you're going to use your bargpole, you can do it back in your cabin.

 

I wouldn't touch you with someone elses barge pole OJK...

// sniffs air

Mnnn...the heady bouquet of Gorgonzola

 

as an officer, I'm well above it heh

Now you just sound like Rimmer, Mayhem.


And being Officer of the Rim is nothing to be proud of.

 

As well you already know huh Chet?

Anyhow, Rimmer wasn't an officer... he was just the highest ranking crew member left

 

Ack, your razor sharp wit has mortally wounded me. how will I ever live that one down? [rolleyeyes.gif]