it's kind of necessary here in norway

and you wish you were a sissy or a girl, prenn

 

1) i don't want to be friends with any of you

 

I'm a person and my name is Even!

 

i'm just saying.

 

1) I love pop music
a) This is how we do it
b) Philosophy that you can dance to.

2) I hate when people put qualifiers around any praise for pop music. Like they'll unequivocally praise classical, rock, death metal, even hip hop now that it's mainstream, but STILL feel the need to say "This is a really great pop song!" Not a great song. Great pop song. This is an epidemic. We must end it.

3) I have interests other than pop music.

Do I get a charm bracelet or anything for being in best friends club? Pins? Bumper stickers??

 

I've locked myself out of things too many times to not pat my pockets before I leave anywhere.

 

Pop is the comedy of musical genres, ASO.

 

I'm a chronic pocket patter.


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Very high praise indeed. I agree, Wocky.

 

POP IS NOT REAL ART.

fist bump for pocket patters and verbalising personal inventory Zapdos

 

we could make charm bracelets. that sounds pretty cool. wocky, i can tell you want to be in the best friends club but rules are rules.

 

tom do you mind if I put Jayou on?

 

should we have some kind of list of who's part of the best friend club so that we know who we can and can't interact with in here

 

Um, pretty sure that's what the charm bracelets are for, jeez.

 

yes but then i'm gonna be like "so where's your bracelet" and wocky and other imposters are going to be like "uuh, it's getting cleaned" and i'm like "oh ok, carry on"

 

can we have a best friends club premium option.


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Tunes™: "I ate it?"

Hm. Plausible. Come on in.

 

Platinum, you pleb.

 

1. i am a sociopath
2. my skin has become about 1000 times drier and itchier in the past 3 years than it has ever been prior. i have developed some strategies to address the problem, but it is still pretty miserable
3. i don't understand why guys spit in the urinal as they simultaneously pee into it. i guess it could be sort of a superstition thing. or a good luck thing
4. i typically reject sleep (if i am able)
5. the moon is a mirror

 

Question for tom - does the fact that #5 of above being a universal and cosmic truth mean we can let Crem in even though he gave us 5 things (or 4 if you accept the universality of the moon mirror)?

 

i was just padding. i really, really want to get in.

 

I support his application!

 

I really like Body Shop's hemp hand cream for my elbows, which get super dry and cracked.

I didn't know #3 was a thing. Gross.

 

i could reveal more:

6. i bought a new phone recently and it's so wonderful that it has made my pennis permanently stiff.
7. i used to be quite rotund. then i lost a good fifty pounds or so back in like '01 or '02. i did it the bad way, via near starvation.

 

what phone?