JCC new best friends club thread

2) i don't need friends

 

galaxy note 4. it is a gotdamned dream. merry christmas to me.

 

I have the Galaxy S5. The note looks good.

 

i love my s5. it's all golden and stuffs. prreettyyyy

 

that was the other one i was looking at. anyway, we're talking about phones. we SUCK.

 

I have a Nexus 5

Edit: It's not a Galaxy.

 

i also have a corpulus luxx 3D 7X. it inside my ahnoose right now.

 

I was looking at the special edition of that one, with Bono's genitals engraved on it.

 

mine has bono's actual genitals attached. that cost me a gotdamned fortune.

 

I have an S3. I'll keep it until it runs slow or something.

 

my old one was wigging out. i could have upgraded a year and a half ago, but it didn't even cross my mind. until my old one started wigging out.

 

3) i hate all of you

 

You're in, hooray!

wall of sick, as soon as the OS updated my S3 began to fall over and slow down technical death metals to doom metals, which is awful.

 

goddamn it

 

I have a technical question about the thread title. Is the club new is the thread new or are the best friends new, because this thread is mostly delivering me some of my already existing best friends so I am concerned about false advertising.

 

i didn't have a samsung before, i had a motorola. i now realize how **** it was.

 

Boba. I can't stand you. You're contrived, you try too hard, and you aren't funny, despite your desperate need to be.

But you're my best friend, friend.

 

That was way harsh. I want my "dkt is my lovemuffin" t-shirt back. NOW.

 

You're...no. You can't be! PM me various things I've PMed you.

 

I'm afraid that with the new sexual harrassment policy in place that wouldn't be a great idea.

 

You got me the girls size size t, I'm sure to accentuate my breasts, so you've violated the policy..and me...already.

 

They needed all the accentuating they could get.

 

Not now they don't. I'm rivaling you in that department.

 

Best friends, there's something I need to tell you. I've been lying to you. I just wanted to be best friends so bad. That wasn't really my dog's name. I didn't know what else to say. I'm really sorry.

 

Friends don't judge other friends who don't have neckbeards. Bestie.