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Discussion in 'Pacific Regional Discussion' started by chibiangi, May 19, 2004.

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  1. chibiangi

    chibiangi Jedi Master star 4

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    I don't know if posting stories is allowed, but I'm scratching my head in disbelief.

    Childless couple told to try sex

    A German couple who went to a fertility clinic after eight years of marriage have found out why they are still childless - they weren't having sex.

    The University Clinic of Lubek said they had never heard of a case like it after examining the couple who went to see them last month for fertility tests.

    Doctors subjected them to a series of examinations and found they were both apparently fertile, and should have had no trouble conceiving.

    A clinic spokesman said: "When we asked them how often they had had sex, they looked blank, and said: "What do you mean?".

    "We are not talking retarded people here, but a couple who were brought up in a religious environment who were simply unaware, after eight years of marriage, of the physical requirements necessary to procreate."

    The 30-year-old wife and her 36-year-old husband are now being given sex therapy lessons while the university clinic undertakes a study to try to find out if there are more couples with a similar lack of sex education.

    http://www.ananova.com/news/story/sm_957945.html?menu=news.quirkies.sexlife
     
  2. Jundland_Jay

    Jundland_Jay Jedi Padawan star 4

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    Yeah, I heard this on the radio...pretty wacky.

     
  3. DarthHaskett

    DarthHaskett Jedi Knight star 5

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    A co-worker forwarded this news story to a bunch of us. People like that couple should not be allowed to reproduce. Back in the day, they would have been eaten to prevent them from having kids. Oh well.
     
  4. crazybirdman

    crazybirdman Jedi Master star 4

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    I thought you can only win a Darwin Award if you die?
     
  5. chibiangi

    chibiangi Jedi Master star 4

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    Perhaps they can't be winners because they did not sucessfully remove themselves from the gene pool, but they did come very close.
     
  6. NaboosPrincess

    NaboosPrincess Manager Emeritus star 6 VIP - Former Mod/RSA

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    Yeah I think those are only open for dead people but man...what a story! [face_laugh]
     
  7. Jedi_Devi

    Jedi_Devi Jedi Youngling star 2

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    Oh yeah, Darwin awards are great. It's funny how my classmates and I frequented that website during our two-hour AP Biology classes.

    Jedi_Devi
     
  8. DarthHaskett

    DarthHaskett Jedi Knight star 5

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    A two-hour high school class? That is crazy!

    It's almost too bad these people did not take themselves out of the gene pool. I fear for our future.
     
  9. Jiltedtoo

    Jiltedtoo Jedi Master star 4

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    What is this word, "sex"?
     
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