[New Midwest RSAs] Passing of the bansaber

[blockquote]Long long ago, in a
galaxy far, far away?


PINK
FIVE

The Rebel Alliance?s destruction of the
DEATH STAR? made Luke Skywalker?
a hero throughout the galaxy?

But many other untrained pilots also
risked their lives in that fateful battle?[/blockquote]

[The screen suddenly cuts from the ship scene to an announcer desk with a shiny protocol droid making an announcement]

We interrupt this regularly scheduled fan film to bring you an important announcement. The MidWest Region is experiencing a change in officers on patrol. mirax80 and Drk Father1 have been mysteriously replaced by [hl=firebrick]Earwen_Lightrider[/hl] and [hl=aquamarine] jedi_runya[/hl]. These two will be taking on the duties as your Regional RSAs. So please pester them with any board issues you may have.

[scene cuts to a reporter standing next to the two new RSAs]

I?m here with Natalie [Earwen_Lightrider] and Christina [jedi_runya] to give you more details on this breaking news.

Seems Natalie was previously the RSA in the Pacific and has recently moved into our region. Her Fan Force experience dates back to 2004 when she helped found the Spokantina, a great group of people in Spokane, WA. She enjoys working with all sorts of people, likes making new friends, and is proud to be called a geek. She now resides in Madison, WI and is getting to know the patrons of the Mad Ison Cantina.

Christina is the current CR from St. Louis, MO. She has been involved with Fan Force for 4 years and has worked hard gathering other obsessed SW fans together since moving to St. Louis in 2003. She loves meeting new people, working on computers and playing on the net all through the night.

We now open up our broadcast to questions and comments from those standing by. This sector should be advised that Earwen_Lightrider is the main RSA for this sector.

 

Bunnies.

 

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"I warned you, but did you listen to me? Oh, no, you knew, didn't you? Oh, it's just a harmless little bunny, isn't it?"

 

Oh My!! *reminds self to steer clear of killer bunnies...

 

I'm trying very hard to care.

 

About the change, or about bunnies?

 

I care a lot about rabbits, not so much about RSAs. Rabbits are a lot more fun to cuddle.

 

But how many RSA's have you cuddled to make an accurate comparison?

 

Well, none. But I hope RSAs aren't fluffy. 'Cause that's just weird.

 

As I understand it RSAs are actually multi-dimensional beings. In order to cuddle with them you need to first consume a pan-galactic-gargle blaster while yodeling the theme from M*A*S*H. Oh - and you have to create a singularity which would of course destroy our little corner of the galaxy. That's not so bad though - the western spiral arm has never been very fashionable.

 

Howdy all. Been awhile since I have been here. Looks like big changes new RSA. All I did was have a kid, and buy a house.
Hard to measure up to the whole RSA thing really. Wow. <<Pause>> What's a RSA exactly?

 

RSA

Redundant Squid Actuator
Rebellious Service Attendant
Regional Sales Associate
Red Squishy Artichoke

Shall I go on?

 

Really Silly Aardvark
Robust Sweet Apple
Rectangular Stair Apparatus
Rodent Seeking Ape
Radiant Sun Above

 

Rose Scented After-shave

Repugnant Smelling Aroma

Reaming Something Always

Really Small Appliance

Radioactive Simian Assistant

Reluctant Shower Attendee

Robotic Sales Associate

Redundant Site Advisor

 

My favorite is Robotic Sales Associate. Let's go with that one.

Doesn't the term "bansaber" seem a tiny bit negative?

 

Seems a whole lot negative. And they wonder why they have this negative association...

 

That's a Tool of the Almighty RSA! Say nothing against the Bansaber for it is a Mighty Tool and shall smite all ye who do not follow the Rules.

 

I got your bansaber.....

 

hehe, first I have to say I am Really Shockingly Amused. It is wonderful to see all this action!

But right now, I am a Ridiculously Sleepy Advisor... if any of you ever need anything let Nat or I know. I promise not pull out the bansaber without a good reason.

 

Do I get a bansaber if I become CR?

 

Yes. Power-trips over an online message board where you are king come with the title. I think it's in the by-laws.

 

I believe you're right, Racer.