New RSA

Hiya

Just a quickie to introduce myself, seen as I spend most my time away from these boards. Following DA's request to be demoted, the MS decided to promote me as the new RSA. Just call me Luke

If there's anything I can do for you lot then please don't hesitate to send me a PM, although you're pretty much self-sufficient anyway

Cheers,

Luke

 

Cheers Luke !!!

 

fresh sassenach meat for the grinder

 

Coming from across the ocean, run....run fast and hard and far far away

Just kidding, welcome to Scotland

 

Seb, I always found it wise to keep your distance from the Jocks........ never quite worked them out myself

Think automony....... (but not too much automony that they forget where the power lies) Oh, just like the UK in fact!

 

Can I call you 'Puke' instead?

And how can you say that Stu? [face_shocked] We loved your visits! Esp when you brought your cane and threatened to punish the naughty children (well, Dank Donk liked that at least...)

 

Master Luke? Are you busy? I just wanted to let you know that the Force will be with you! Always!

 

Oh, well thanks Darth_Haggis

 

I always like an introductory quickie

 

indeed

 

I was only joking

 

// returns from brief holiday in ban-land //

my fellow Scots, it appears, once more, that the imperialist powers-that-be are seeking to deny us our God-given right to profanity.

I hereby re-open the box of ancient Scots alternative swear words

that should keep the fudging mods happy....

 

?

 

[face_Patrick McGoohan]

The only trouble with Scotland, is that its full of Scots...

[face_Patrick McGoohan]

 

what d'ye mean ?
can ye no' fudging read, ya illiterate front-bottom

I don't know. What are they teaching in the mother-tickling schools these days.....?



edit:

hows yir man-pods Azzameen?

 

*considers the concept of Scottish swearing*

 

Fine. All the better to dilute the Scottish race down.

 

you can't destroy us - it only makes us stronger

 

Keep telling yourself that Malkie - you're begining to sound like the Iraqi Information Minister!

 

LOL! He's a right numpty! Talks a load of jobbies.

 

Asabrush, yir a plamff

 

Oooooh, If only I knew what you were saying..........

 

How are you doing Stu !!!

 

plamff :
(scots slang) 1) (noun) someone who, as a matter of habit, steals soiled female underwear for the purposes of sniffing - ie "hide yir wash-basket, Jessie ? here comes that wee plamff Az":
2) (verb) the act of sniffing soiled female underwear (or bicycle seats) for sexual pleasure - ie "no-one was looking, so Stu had a quick plamff of the knickers he'd found down the back of the sofa in the staffroom"