JCC No S*x Havers Club

They steal hearts not souls

 

That's a lie. Every freckle a red-head has is a soul they have stolen from someone else.

 

I love those freckles

 

I lost count of how many malappropriated souls I see there.

 

FTFY

 

They can't go in the sun, Diggy; like vampires, they're allergic.

 

Especially if you're trying to stay pure at a nudist beach

 

Why are you at nude beaches Arlon?

 

Not if the beach is in true Celtic homelands. There, the perpetually grey skies, black sands, and used condoms fit the ginger's own needs quite nicely.

 

I'm not. Never will go to one. Haven't been to a regular beach in years. I'm making a joke about purity in a non-intercourse thread considering the topic. Stay with it

 

Why would you never go to one? Are you embarrassed about airing your plumsack to the world?

 

He’s wearing sunglasses and has a surprisingly small camera in hand. So...

 

Why are you filling your hard drive with photos of attractive ladies and fantasising about nude beaches if your goal really is to stay "pure"?

 

Of all people, the last person I would have guessed was going to s*x up the no s*x havers club was Arlon.

 

You can’t trust anyone these days, sad but true.

 

I wasn't. I was saying if you're intention is to stay pure to stay away from nude beaches as those would be temptations galore. Is that not the point of this thread?!

 

By that logic anyone not wearing a hazmat suit is being a pervert, man, don’t be ridiculous. If you go to a nudist beach, simply scour your flesh with sandpaper on an hour for hour exchange rate afterwards.

 

...who in their right mind would do that?

 

Normal people who realize sometimes you have to make compromises in this multifaceted perverted world of s*x havers we are condemned to occupy.